Jloch86
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Birthday:
Jun 2, 1984 (Age: 33)
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New Jersey
Occupation:
I am Enzo, the baker.

Jloch86

Male, 33, from New Jersey

I wish I was a sociopath. But I'm not. I'm a sweet lil boy. Oct 17, 2016

Jloch86 was last seen:
Oct 10, 2017
    1. Jloch86
      Jloch86
      I wish I was a sociopath. But I'm not. I'm a sweet lil boy.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jun 2, 1984 (Age: 33)
    Home Page:
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChP1JntqxQihdpDmhcOYRQg
    Location:
    New Jersey
    Occupation:
    I am Enzo, the baker.
    Current Setup:
    Fender Aerodyne Jazz Bass
    Favorite Genres:
    Jazz is good, rock is good, but jazz/rock fusion is absolute garbage.
    Gigs and Ensembles:
    I sit in my house and play with myself. Let's play together.
    Previously Owned Gear:
    Deluxe Fender Jazz Bass. A beautiful bass that played wonderfully for many years. I destroyed it.

    Rickenbacker 4003 Jetglo. I bought it thinking I was gonna sound like Geddy or Squire but all I sounded like was a dope who spent $1,500 on a bass guitar.

    Fender Jazz Fretless. Sucked.

    Ibanez Sg. My first bass. Idk where that thing is today.
    G.A.S. List:
    A memory eraser from Men In Black
    Influences and Teachers:
    All the cliche bass players that are mentioned a million times a day on these forums. Who cares? Howard Stern, Tom Leykis, Stefan Molyneux, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Tariq Nasheed, Bill Burr, Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia, Rich Vos
    Hobbies and Interests:
    Sitting around wishing I was a doorknob.
    Available for Instruction?:
    • Bass Guitar Instruction
    If my life story was worth writing about, I wouldn't be the one writing it.

    Signature

    Fusilli Jerry on YouTube for my bass covers