SirMjac28

My mother just called me a "reliable disappointment" I'm not sure what it means but I don't think it's a good thing?

I'm looking for a drone that can carry a bowling ball it doesn't have to be military grade but that would be nice.

I wonder if Santa is a smoker? because I always find cigarette butts in my gifts.

I actually thought Murder She Wrote was a very well written program.

I wish everyone a safe Veterans day

" That's not correct I wasn't kicked out I was asked to leave"

I just noticed I haven't used the word "machismo" in years so I would like to correct that thank you.

" Don't try anything I have a small pocket knife but it's really,really sharp"

Goodbye 1st Gen iPad hello iPad Air 2 now when it crashes I can at least look cool.

I think my brain just had a heart attack

Missing the days when Saturday Night Live was funny

You know it's a fancy restaurant when they serve you those really long green beans.

blue horseshoe loves anacott steel

I'm going to try and avoid Ebola like the plague.

I called about getting some seats on the Cowboy's bandwagon and there's nothing available until December.

Smile you know you want to :)

Best Family Guy ever the Griffins go to Springfield.

I actually thought "From Justin to Kelly" was a great film

Having lived through a Sharknado I can tell you firsthand my scars both physical and mental are permanent .

Lost my best friend in the world yesterday may she rest in peace love always.