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How do you quiet an overly loud bassist? Put a chart in front of them.
"Why did the bassist cross the road?"... "To get some more gear to load in for the show." Recently heard that one from a guitarist...shocked I...
My girl wanted a "smart watch" for her birthday...... Hhmmmm.... [ATTACH]
I am getting 10 to 15 telemarketing calls a day on my land line. I only get one or two every couple of weeks on my cell line. I can't stand it...
"So, three bassists walk into a bar..." OK, finish the joke or make a better one. "A bassists, a chicken farmer and an IRS agent walk into a bar..."
Two bass playing snowman are sitting on a mountain top. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?" Click the link in my signature...
These pickups may have arrived on April Fool's Day but I wouldn't joke like this ! I heard another TB'er mention that these were coming. I was...
What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?
Woman goes before a judge ,charged with beating her husband to death with his bass collection ! Judge says .. First offender ? She answers .....
It seems that there are a lot of people who start threads with the sole intention of riling people up, to get their thread locked. Why is this? Is...
Watching a show about "tiny houses." One house shopper was a bass player relocating from Nashville to Santa Barbara, CA. One thought that would...
How many of you like to play practical jokes on your friends with your instruments? I love to and can think of several over my long lackluster...
ok guys.. do you guys have a bass you play on stage for an encore.. or just for a few songs because it's flashy or silly.. an example a P bass...
Couldn't help myself.. had to film this one after reading some of the posts in the original thread :P Hope no one minds me quoting their jokes -...
I guess some 15 year old is pissed with TB.... Talkbass.com -- A JOKE Talkbass.com -- A JOKE (Seattle) If you are a real bassplayer,...
My wife told me to stop impersonating a Flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
