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Gotta Love A Healthy Ego!

Don’t you just love it when people have their head square on their shoulders and feet firmly planted in reality? [ATTACH]

Thread by: PennyroyalWe, Jan 29, 2021, 7 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Is this an Orange? Blackstar?

[ATTACH] … Ampeg? :cool:

Thread by: Riff Ranger, Apr 12, 2020, 2 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Well, that’s one way to ruin a bass.

Stumbled across this on the local CL. I got a chuckle out of it. [ATTACH] But hey, it’s got an on board pre amp for the base!

Thread by: PennyroyalWe, Dec 4, 2019, 54 replies, in forum: Basses [BG]
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Turning my pre CBS Fender P into something even more rare and special!

I did a custom extra special relic job on my pre CBS Fender P. I think it actually turned out really great: [IMG] If anyone wants something...

Thread by: JohnArnson, Jul 27, 2019, 115 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Self-Checkout Machine Quits to Do Music Full Time

Found this bit of satire on thehardtimes.net. Title of the story had me laughing, so I had to share. Copied without the mountain of ads for your...

Thread by: twinjet, Jun 18, 2019, 1 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Proof that hex core is the worlds better

See, I told you! [ATTACH]

Thread by: The_Lucek, Jan 5, 2019, 2 replies, in forum: Strings [BG]
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This has to be an April Fools joke

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Thread by: gitfiddl, Apr 1, 2018, 11 replies, in forum: Off Topic [BG]
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The Hilarious Meme Thread

Post the funny memes you find here! The only rule is that it must be music-related in some way. Here's my first contribution: [ATTACH]

Thread by: superheavyfunk, Mar 1, 2018, 5 replies, in forum: Miscellaneous [BG]
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Bass Joke.

How do you quiet an overly loud bassist? Put a chart in front of them.

Thread by: Ron1946, Oct 25, 2017, 17 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Typical guitarist joke...

"Why did the bassist cross the road?"... "To get some more gear to load in for the show." Recently heard that one from a guitarist...shocked I...

Thread by: klejst, Sep 21, 2017, 4 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Not A Joke.... Or um Maybe It Is?

My girl wanted a "smart watch" for her birthday...... Hhmmmm.... [ATTACH]

Thread by: Aberdumbie, Sep 9, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Off Topic [BG]
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"Do Not Call" Registry. Is It A Joke?

I am getting 10 to 15 telemarketing calls a day on my land line. I only get one or two every couple of weeks on my cell line. I can't stand it...

Thread by: Stewie26, Jul 14, 2017, 48 replies, in forum: Off Topic [BG]
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"So, three bassists walk into a bar..."

"So, three bassists walk into a bar..." OK, finish the joke or make a better one. "A bassists, a chicken farmer and an IRS agent walk into a bar..."

Thread by: Sunny Jim, Jul 12, 2017, 110 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Talkbass Official Joke

Two bass playing snowman are sitting on a mountain top. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?" Click the link in my signature...

Thread by: BusyFingers, May 26, 2017, 7 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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This is not an April Fools' Joke - BTB owners rejoice !

These pickups may have arrived on April Fool's Day but I wouldn't joke like this ! I heard another TB'er mention that these were coming. I was...

Thread by: groovecraver, Apr 1, 2017, 34 replies, in forum: Pickups & Electronics [BG]
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Greatest Joke of All Time

What's orange, and sounds like a parrot?

Thread by: mellowinman, Mar 22, 2017, 37 replies, in forum: Off Topic [BG]
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Joke !

Woman goes before a judge ,charged with beating her husband to death with his bass collection ! Judge says .. First offender ? She answers .....

Thread by: Electric Al, Feb 19, 2017, 22 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Thread Lock Score Competition

It seems that there are a lot of people who start threads with the sole intention of riling people up, to get their thread locked. Why is this? Is...

Thread by: twinjet, Feb 8, 2017, 14 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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So, my wife and I were watching HGTV/Macca joke

Watching a show about "tiny houses." One house shopper was a bass player relocating from Nashville to Santa Barbara, CA. One thought that would...

Thread by: Velofixer, Nov 17, 2016, 2 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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Punk kid practical joke stories.

How many of you like to play practical jokes on your friends with your instruments? I love to and can think of several over my long lackluster...

Thread by: bobyoung53, Oct 5, 2016, 2 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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show bass or gimmick bass joke tread

ok guys.. do you guys have a bass you play on stage for an encore.. or just for a few songs because it's flashy or silly.. an example a P bass...

Thread by: Adienn7, Sep 18, 2016, 7 replies, in forum: Basses [BG]
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Thing You should say about your Bass, not Your wife/girlfriend THE MOVIE

Couldn't help myself.. had to film this one after reading some of the posts in the original thread :P Hope no one minds me quoting their jokes -...

Thread by: archisland, Jul 30, 2016, 1 replies, in forum: Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
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So.....Talkbass.com is a joke

I guess some 15 year old is pissed with TB.... Talkbass.com -- A JOKE Talkbass.com -- A JOKE (Seattle) If you are a real bassplayer,...

Thread by: bassguppy, Jan 10, 2016, 89 replies, in forum: Off Topic [BG]
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Post a One-Liner

My wife told me to stop impersonating a Flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Thread by: mellowinman, Dec 5, 2015, 276 replies, in forum: Off Topic [BG]

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