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”Do you love being bitchin’?”

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DoctorZee, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Jun 14, 2019 #1
    DoctorZee

    DoctorZee Supporting Member

    Jan 27, 2018
    New York / New Jersey
    Found this posted on a local “musicians wanted” Facebook group. Posted here without comment. Enjoy!

    *****

    Do you want to have fun playing music for a living? Do you love banging hot chicks? Do you like smoking pot? Do you love being bitchin? Then come play guitar for Leather Rebel!!! We play glam/speed metal mixed with thrash and We are looking for a guitar player who shreds like an animal and has the ballsy attitude to go far!!! Must be energetic and be willing to do dumb poopie long hair VERY preferred but will consider you if you're very good. Cant be overweight since we all want to look good on stage and we are going to be moving around A LOT so we need someone who is athletic looking for guitar players in the style of eddie van halen, yngwie malmsteen, George lynch, satchel, and many other bitchin shredders please message me or text at xxx-xxx-xxxx for more information here is a clip of us rehearsing if you like what you hear inquire.
     
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  2. Jun 14, 2019 #2
    JimK

    JimK

    Dec 12, 1999
    Back in the day, we would read stuff like this in the Music Store, on their bulletin board...or at least, we hoped to.

    One I do recall: Similar to what you posted, except they wanted a vocalist. And this vocalist?
    "...must have own PA".
     
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  3. Jun 14, 2019 #3
    Clark Dark

    Clark Dark

    Mar 3, 2005
    earth
    Dave Kindig ????
     
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  4. Jun 14, 2019 #4
    Nashrakh

    Nashrakh

    Aug 16, 2008
    Hamburg, Germany
    Well, if they can write my checks I will surely do something about my belly!
     
  5. Jun 15, 2019 #5
    bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    Bitchen !!!!
     
  6. Jun 15, 2019 #6
    flojob

    flojob Gold Supporting Member

    Oct 15, 2011
    Sounds like the steel panther thing. Those guys are great.
     
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  7. Jun 15, 2019 #7
    jthisdell

    jthisdell

    Jun 12, 2014
    Roanoke, VA
    Sounds like I am in the wrong band
     
  8. Jun 15, 2019 #8
    oZZma

    oZZma

    Sep 13, 2018
    Italy
    Sounds like they are in the wrong decade :smug:
     
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  9. Jun 15, 2019 #9
    Ostie

    Ostie

    Aug 1, 2018
    We’re the boys from the Capitol City!
    Oh yeah. I want all those things. I’m 64. Think my age will be an issue? They cant legally discriminate, right? :)
     
  10. Jun 15, 2019 #10
    gln1955

    gln1955 Supporting Member

    Aug 25, 2014
    Ohio, USA
    I've feeling bitchy right now. :mad:
     
  11. Jun 15, 2019 #11
    5StringBlues

    5StringBlues

    Feb 26, 2009
    SLOWLY BEING CANCELLED BY TALKBASS



     
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  12. Jun 15, 2019 #12
    andawun

    andawun

    Jul 13, 2009
    As I've gotten older I seem to be more bitchin!!! Now get off my lawn!!!
     
  13. Jun 15, 2019 #13
    Yonni

    Yonni

    Oct 31, 2016
    Scotland
    I’m a dumb poopie with an itch, do I qualify?
     
  14. Jun 15, 2019 #14
    Bunk McNulty

    Bunk McNulty It is not easy to do simple things correctly Suspended Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2012
    Northampton, MA
    I have a dumb poopie long hair wig. Is that okay? Oh, wait! I cannot shred like George Lynch. So, never mind. You won't want him, either, as he appears to have given up on the dumb poopie long hair look.

    1200px-George_Lynch_2009.jpg
     
  15. Jun 15, 2019 #15
    frankie5string

    frankie5string

    Jun 16, 2008
    Toronto, Ontario Canada
    It's an ad for a guitar player. Most of the phrasing in that ad is seriously dog-whistling to a guitar player. :roflmao:
     
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  16. Jun 18, 2019 #16
    Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    Jun 18, 2013
    Yucca Valley/Joshua Tree
     
  17. Jun 18, 2019 #17
    Dean N

    Dean N

    Jul 4, 2006
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Huh huh.

    He said satchel.
     
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  18. Jun 18, 2019 #18
    NZBassman

    NZBassman

    Jan 25, 2007
    Auckland, New Zealand
    I do have long hair..... but it's not on my head unfortunately!
     
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