10 Things To Do With Your Old Bass Strings

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DeepDeath, Jul 20, 2001.

  1. 10. When in combat use them to whip your enemy!
    9. When in sex use them to tie your lover!
    8. When excersizing use them to jump rope!
    7. When eating use them to floss your teeth!
    6. When dressing use them to make a clothing statement!

    Those 5 are jokes these 5 are real.

    5. Use them to tie long PA System wires.
    4. Use them rub your finger skins agiasnt to build stub.
    3. Use them as clothing hangers on your tour bus.
    2. Use them to stroll cabinets with casters on them.
    1. Recycle them!
  2. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    with an used B-string!! [​IMG]
  3. BigJH

    BigJH Guest

    Jan 20, 2001
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    [​IMG] Good one Dave.
  4. JasonG

    JasonG Guest

    May 21, 2001
    make them into bracelets, and sell them atthe junior high as Britney Spears originals
  5. Bong poker...

  6. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Britney play bass?

    i have to see that :)
  7. 72beetle


    Jun 10, 2001
    Phoenix, Arizona
    emergency clutch cable for a bug!

  8. JasonG

    JasonG Guest

    May 21, 2001
    Britney and Mellisa Joan Hart engaged in a naked bass competition.
  9. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Use it to whip cockroaches, spiders, or try & swat flies with them. :D

    Or...well...ok, so I've only mentioned the cockroach thing before... :p
  10. merlin

    merlin Guest

    Phhft what do you need a used bass string for that?! You have guns remember. :D

    Use them as those shop curtain bead things? Do ya own home wiring using the B string! :eek:

    Sell them to minors and tell them its a new toy where you whip each other with them and the first one to bleed or lose an eye wins.


  11. Har har har, merls.
    Can you change your signature now, PLEASE? :p

    [EDIT]Eheh...never mind you already did. La la la la la...I'm a moron...la la la la la...
  12. i've got another one. there great for spare draw strings in shorts!
  13. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    I got a suggestion:

    what to do with your used strings.... sell them to newbies!

    really, great deal! they won´t even notice the difference between new ones and used ones

    Just keep the original package where the used strings were...

  14. old B string is exelent back-scratcher..

    old G string... piercing replacement ?
  15. purple_haze

    purple_haze Guest

    Jun 29, 2001
    London Town
    Actually, if you boil old strings in hot water for around 5 minutes, it gets a lot of the "gunk" off them, and they sound fresh again and make a pretty good spare set.
  16. Ari Schor

    Ari Schor

    Mar 3, 2000

    I am new to this concept....what does it mean????
  17. Ari Schor

    Ari Schor

    Mar 3, 2000
    Oh, and i did make mi girlfriend a ring out of an A string. Use flatwounds though, rounds hurt.
  18. merlin

    merlin Guest

    Ahem, let us go over that again.. you admitted you are a moron? Well well, your therapist has been working hard! :p

    yeah i changed my signature to some Stephen Wright quotes. i have about 200 in atext file my brother got, so i am set for the next few weeks.

  19. To beat your drummer with when he slows the tempo.
  20. JasonG

    JasonG Guest

    May 21, 2001
    tie them to a certain part of your singers anatomy for those oldskool BEE GEES covers