Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip? Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba--- Denture Queen Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To And Last but NOT least: Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
Get your mower runnin' Head on on the fairway Lookin' for my dentures and whatever comes my way! From "Born To Be Mild".
Deep Purple--- Choked On My Water. Fludd-- Turned 91. Queen-- We Will Rock You...Gently...Until You Fall Asleep. Young Rascals-- I Ain't Gonna Lick Out My Bowl Anymore.