1960s Song Lyrics Changed To Accommodate Baby Boomers

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  1. Richland123


    Apr 17, 2009
    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

    They include:

    Bobby Darin ---
    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    Ringo Starr ---
    I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

    The Bee Gees ---
    How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

    Roberta Flack---
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash ---
    I Can't See Clearly Now

    Paul Simon---
    Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

    Leo Sayer ---
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations ---
    Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

    Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando ---
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

    Helen Reddy ---
    I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

    Leslie Gore ---
    It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

    And Last but NOT least:

    Willie Nelson ---
    On the Commode Again
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  3. ZenG

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    Deep Purple---

    Choked On My Water.


    Turned 91.


    We Will Rock You...Gently...Until You Fall Asleep.

    Young Rascals--

    I Ain't Gonna Lick Out My Bowl Anymore.
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  4. Bobby Fuller Four
    I fought the lawn and the lawn won
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