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2 of my favorites...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Shelly Renzelman, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. #1) What is the difference between a dead frog in the road and a dead tuba player in the road?

    The frog was probably on his way to a gig! :D

    #2) What are the 5 most important words a music major can learn?

    "You want fries with that?" :D

    Shelly :hyper:
  2. hahaha good one(s)
  3. Akami

    Akami Four on the floor

    Mar 6, 2005
    Good ones!

    Here's one of my favorites.

    How many lead singers to change a lightbulb?

    One - they just stand underneath it and the world revolves around them! :D