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23rd Psalm for Bass Players

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Richard Lindsey, Dec 7, 2003.

  1. A keyboard-playing buddy of mine passed this on to me. Some of you may have heard this before, but for those who haven't, enjoy!

    The Lord is my drummer, I shall not rush.
    He maketh me to lay out in tasteful places;
    He leadeth me beside cool meter changes;
    He restoreth my "one".
    He leadeth me in the right repeats
    For His name's sake.
    Yea, though I read through the trickiest road maps,
    I will fear no train wrecks;
    For You are with it;
    Your ride and Your snare, they comfort me.
    You setteth up a solo for me
    In the presence of mine guitarists;
    You annointeth my lines with drive;
    My groove overflows.
    Surely good feel and swing will follow me
    All the tunes of each set;
    And I will dwell in the pocket
    The whole gig long.
  2. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    ...in the name of the bass, the amp and the holy cabinet, Amen :D