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23rd Psalm For Bassists

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Gard, Aug 8, 2002.


  1. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    23rd PSALM FOR BASSISTS


    The Lord is my drummer; I shall not rush.
    He maketh me to lay out in tasteful places;
    He leadeth me beside cool meter changes;
    He restoreth my "one."
    He leadeth me in the right repeats
    For His name's sake.

    Yea, though I read through the trickiest road maps,
    I will fear no train wrecks;
    For You are with it;
    Your ride and Your snare, they comfort me.

    You setteth up a solo for me
    In the presence of mine guitarists;
    You annointeth my lines with drive;
    My groove overflows.

    Surely good feel and swing will follow me
    All the tunes of each set;
    And I will dwell in the pocket
    The whole gig long.



    ...given to me by a drummer of course! :p

    (But he can live up to it! :D)
     
  2. hahaha christian humor is so funny to my athiest self.
     
  3. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    :D :D :D
     
  4. CS

    CS

    Dec 11, 1999
    UK
    Atheism-that's a non prophet organisation isn't it?
     
  5. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    *ka-boom CH-SHHHH....*
     
  6. My name is Christian and my religon falls under Christianity, Catholic. I like that a lot.:p
     
  7. gods a drummer? then whats the devil?
     
  8. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    A guitarist...
     
  9. i thought the devil was a violinist/fiddle player like in that "Devil went down to Georgia" song.
     
  10. DanGouge

    DanGouge

    May 25, 2000
    Canada!
    He can live up to it... Ahhh, then you are truly blessed!:D
     
  11. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    but gard's drummer has, like, THREE friggin' auxillary percussionists to help him out!

    :D
     
  12. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    No sir, just two...unless we're playing with Tito Jr, then there's 3 sometimes! ;)
     
  13. But in Tenacious D's "Tribute" he does in fact play guitar.
     
  14. Gard, that absolutely rocks. Your drummer is right on the downbeat with that one.
     
  15. No i think in tenacious d he's a demon sent from hell to thwart their journey and also make a funny video:p