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23rd Psalm For Bassists

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Gard, Aug 8, 2002.


    The Lord is my drummer; I shall not rush.
    He maketh me to lay out in tasteful places;
    He leadeth me beside cool meter changes;
    He restoreth my "one."
    He leadeth me in the right repeats
    For His name's sake.

    Yea, though I read through the trickiest road maps,
    I will fear no train wrecks;
    For You are with it;
    Your ride and Your snare, they comfort me.

    You setteth up a solo for me
    In the presence of mine guitarists;
    You annointeth my lines with drive;
    My groove overflows.

    Surely good feel and swing will follow me
    All the tunes of each set;
    And I will dwell in the pocket
    The whole gig long.

    ...given to me by a drummer of course! :p

    (But he can live up to it! :D)
  2. hahaha christian humor is so funny to my athiest self.
  3. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    :D :D :D
  4. CS


    Dec 11, 1999
    Atheism-that's a non prophet organisation isn't it?
  5. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    *ka-boom CH-SHHHH....*
  6. My name is Christian and my religon falls under Christianity, Catholic. I like that a lot.:p
  7. gods a drummer? then whats the devil?
  8. Selta


    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    A guitarist...
  9. i thought the devil was a violinist/fiddle player like in that "Devil went down to Georgia" song.
  10. DanGouge


    May 25, 2000
    He can live up to it... Ahhh, then you are truly blessed!:D
  11. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    but gard's drummer has, like, THREE friggin' auxillary percussionists to help him out!

  12. No sir, just two...unless we're playing with Tito Jr, then there's 3 sometimes! ;)
  13. But in Tenacious D's "Tribute" he does in fact play guitar.
  14. Gard, that absolutely rocks. Your drummer is right on the downbeat with that one.
  15. No i think in tenacious d he's a demon sent from hell to thwart their journey and also make a funny video:p

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