50 Elevator Pranks

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Slot, Oct 25, 2003.

  1. Slot


    Oct 17, 2003
    Sydney - The Shire
    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

    2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.

    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

    4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

    5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

    6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.

    7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)

    8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"

    9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

    10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

    12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

    13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".

    14. One word: Flatulence!

    15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

    16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

    17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

    18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"

    19. Give religious literature to each passenger.

    20. Meow occasionally.

    21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

    22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

    23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

    24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.

    25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

    26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

    27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

    28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"

    29. Leave a box between the doors.

    30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

    31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.

    32. Start a sing-along.

    33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

    34. Play the harmonica.

    35. Shadow box.

    36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

    37. Lean against the button panel.

    38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.

    39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

    40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".

    41. Bring a chair along.

    42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

    43. Blow spit bubbles.

    44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

    45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

    46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

    47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

    49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

    50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
  2. 51. Enter the elevator and just stand there. Back to the doors, facing everyone.


  3. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    52. Fart.

    brad cook
  4. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    53. Sit on the floor indian style rock back and forth while muttering "It's not my fault."

    54. Pick your nose and wipe it on everyone that gets on.
  5. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB

    Jan 28, 2001
    New York
    See #14.
  6. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Here is a Polly Classic:

    Wait for doors to open, if there are around 4 or 5 people in side that are not getting off, SLOWLY walk inside,,, then, as the doors are fixing to close, look above them in the elevator with a look of terror as you slowly back up...then jet out the doors, only leaving you enough time to get out.

    Damn I'm funny, were is my prize?
  7. Thats a great one Polly! I should try that sometime. Pure genius my friend ;) ~ Ty
  8. Prahainspring


    Oct 22, 2002
    New Jersey
    I'm so doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. I still quite don't understand this.

    But I think it is your duty to get it video taped:D ;)
  10. I think its to try and scare them into thinking you saw something that is either going to kill them or hurt them or trap them.
  11. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002

    That's golden!:D
  12. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    50-whatever: Hang out at the NAMM show with the boys from Mesa/Boogie. Buy a phallus shaped sausage from convenience store. Get in hotel elevator, headed for the lobby. Have a Boogie rep place phallus shaped sausage hanging out of the fly of his trousers, and lean suggestively against the back of the elevator, just in time for the doors to open in view of the lobby. Horrify hotel guests. Allow doors to close. Laugh histerically.
  13. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    guess what i'm doing next time im on an elevator
  14. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    Damn you Slot, I've got the giggles now and they ain't going away any time soon.........
  15. Victor Wooten98

    Victor Wooten98 Guest

    Jul 31, 2003
    South of Heaven...
    Number 0, go in the elevator, stand in there and look at everybody funny, like you just saw them do something wrong... Press the emergency stop button, take off your pants and Scratch your AZZ on the rail (pants and underwear down) then ask if they "want to touch", that would be soo funny to see, just be prepaired for 3-5 ;)
  16. This thread reminded me of a prank a local radio station did. Following the Axe commercials, they sprayed a guy with a whole can of the Axe spray, then sent him downtown to ride elevators and ask people if they liked the way he smelled. He was on a cell phone, and at one point a guy was trying to chase him out of the building. You would have had to hear it, but it was hillarious.

  17. Pharmecopia


    Jul 31, 2002
  18. lowfreqguy


    Oct 18, 2000
    55. Get on elevator,keep back to the door. Push the buttons for floors 7,8 and 9. Stare at all other passengers with menacing look in your eye. Get out on 9th floor and race down stairwell to the 7th floor. When the doors open, shout "I heard what you were saying about me!" into the elevator. Good times.
  19. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    56. Turn to a total stranger and ask "Have you seen Fatal Attraction?"
  20. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    walk into the elevator sniffing your extended index finger for about 10 seconds and then ask someone "what does that smell like to you?"