89 Bags of Dope Rolled On to One Big Joint!

This the stuff they refer to as "mellow yellow"

 

I love the look on his face.

 

Well, the article says nothing about the mans size, so we dont really now that!
Easy enough to have a bunch of baggies strung together, requiring only one actual tie around the penis.

 

What a moron! Complete idiot.


How many people have you heard of that are transporting contraband and get pulled over for a broken tail light or bad registration? I see these all the time... Drug mules don't appear to be very smart most of the time...

 

I dare say, if they were smart, they probably wouldn't have to resort to these actions?

 

"Hey man, you ever smoke Thai stick? you know... that stuff that's tied to a stick?"

-Cheech Marin

 

And yes, let's hope he was not dumb enough to tie 89 individual strings around his junk, I mean, can you imagine driving 35 miles thinking about nothing but cold showers and baseball?

 

"Doc, I gotta problem with a swollen joint …"

 

Bingo. I'm thinking the Venn diagram of "drug mules" and "smart people" is an empty set.

 

I dont know, plenty of smart people make bad decisions, especially when tempted with personal/financial gain.

 

That's why they are drug mules.

 

I can always count on TBOT for random things like this. That made my day so much better. Thanks.

 

sweet

 

lol,..

boy, do i have some great memories as a former drug mule! i'd love to share them, but then i'd have to kill myself since....<BANG>

 

He must be a show-er not a grow-er.

I still have a hard time believing he had 89 bags of weed tied to his junk. Now, 89 bags of crack... different story.

 

Around here, unless its spoken by a parent to a child, weed is rarely called dope.

 

its probably still fine, just need to microwave it to dry it out a bit, no prob

 

Indeed, very true.