89 Bags of Dope Rolled On to One Big Joint!

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  1. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
  2. This the stuff they refer to as "mellow yellow"

    :bag:
     
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  4. ErebusBass

    ErebusBass

    Feb 20, 2008
    Madison, WI
    I love the look on his face.
     
  5. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Well, the article says nothing about the mans size, so we dont really now that!
    Easy enough to have a bunch of baggies strung together, requiring only one actual tie around the penis.
     
  6. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
    Imagine the lawsuit if the police had noticed a large bulge, made him disrobe, and it turned out that was just his penis. Someone in that situation could make a killing!
     
  7. What a moron! Complete idiot.


    How many people have you heard of that are transporting contraband and get pulled over for a broken tail light or bad registration? I see these all the time... Drug mules don't appear to be very smart most of the time...
     
  8. I dare say, if they were smart, they probably wouldn't have to resort to these actions?
     
  9. "Hey man, you ever smoke Thai stick? you know... that stuff that's tied to a stick?"

    -Cheech Marin
     
  10. And yes, let's hope he was not dumb enough to tie 89 individual strings around his junk, I mean, can you imagine driving 35 miles thinking about nothing but cold showers and baseball?
     
  11. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
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    "Doc, I gotta problem with a swollen joint …"
     
  12. BartmanPDX

    BartmanPDX Supporting Member

    Bingo. I'm thinking the Venn diagram of "drug mules" and "smart people" is an empty set.
     
  13. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I dont know, plenty of smart people make bad decisions, especially when tempted with personal/financial gain.
     
  14. Chef FourString

    Chef FourString

    Feb 4, 2011
    Texas
    That's why they are drug mules.
     
  15. I can always count on TBOT for random things like this. That made my day so much better. Thanks.
     
  16. A-Step-Towards

    A-Step-Towards Supporting Member

    Nov 16, 2009
    Los Angeles California
  17. pacojas

    pacojas "FYYA BUN"

    Oct 11, 2009
    MEXICANADAMERICA
    lol,..

    boy, do i have some great memories as a former drug mule!:bag: i'd love to share them, but then i'd have to kill myself since....<BANG>
     
  18. dozicusmaximus

    dozicusmaximus

    Mar 18, 2009
    Austin, TX
    He must be a show-er not a grow-er.

    I still have a hard time believing he had 89 bags of weed tied to his junk. Now, 89 bags of crack... different story.
     
  19. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Around here, unless its spoken by a parent to a child, weed is rarely called dope.
     
  20. its probably still fine, just need to microwave it to dry it out a bit, no prob
     
  21. dozicusmaximus

    dozicusmaximus

    Mar 18, 2009
    Austin, TX
    Indeed, very true.