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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jacoproud, Feb 13, 2002.
Why are prime butchers such good musicians??
They have great chops....
Whatever happened to that "Lamest joke" thread?
i would stick to being a smart-*** if i were you (if you ever were one in the first place, that is)
What do you mean???
that is, don't expect pullin' the big laughs from these types of jokes.
your joke made sense. it just didn't make me laugh.
i'm not sure if any of these types of jokes can be funny by definition...it's almost a requirement for it not to be funny.
Did u not read the thread title.
A BAD joke i wrote.
That would be the opposite of good.
So in terms of humour it would be the opposite of funny.
Plus the joke is the actual joke.....
It falls into the catergory of so bad its good. (well, maybe)
no, not even close.
I think what your trying to say is the only thing that makes it funny. is the fact that it ISNT funny.
Then again..I could be wrong
I thought it was clever.
What!?!? I like corny jokes...
Sarcastic bad jokes are funny if you do it right, also on the right time, like that muffin joke.
The fact that i am replying to this thread should make it funny enough!
ok ok i'm going back to setup, sheesh a guy comes out for a bit of fun and look what happens! he get poked by all these people with rubber hoses....
It's a well known fact that all musicians are failed comedians and all comedians are failed musicians
heres my joke
What did the bass player say to the jerkface arrogant guitar player?
Not to much, cuz the bass player strangled that bastard and buried him in his back yard.
I liked both those jokes!
My wife is a lot of great things, but she's not the funniest girl on the planet. I asked her one day though to make up a joke... she rolled her eyes... I persisted... and she said...
Why did the blind man jump off the cliff?
Because the dog jumped first.
I thought that was pretty funny, for a person who's not that funny .
If that goes viral - MY WIFE ANDREA WROTE IT!
I can't write jokes. Only repeat them.
Why girl bassist can't use OVERDRIVE?
because they are bad drivers
Hehe I can write bad jokes better..
Edit: Oh! The OP was 15 years ago... Haha my bad..
15 years IS the joke.
But l really want to know the blind man's dog's motivation!