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A bad joke i wrote....

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jacoproud, Feb 13, 2002.

  1. Why are prime butchers such good musicians??

    They have great chops....


  2. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    ...not bad.
  3. Whatever happened to that "Lamest joke" thread?

  4. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    i would stick to being a smart-*** if i were you (if you ever were one in the first place, that is)
  5. What do you mean???
  6. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    that is, don't expect pullin' the big laughs from these types of jokes.

    your joke made sense. it just didn't make me laugh.

    i'm not sure if any of these types of jokes can be funny by definition...it's almost a requirement for it not to be funny.
  7. Did u not read the thread title.

    A BAD joke i wrote.

    That would be the opposite of good.

    So in terms of humour it would be the opposite of funny.

    Plus the joke is the actual joke.....

    It falls into the catergory of so bad its good. (well, maybe)
  8. basslax


    Apr 20, 2000
    Washington, DC
    no, not even close. ;)
  9. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    I think what your trying to say is the only thing that makes it funny. is the fact that it ISNT funny.
    Then again..I could be wrong:D
  10. I thought it was clever.

    What!?!? I like corny jokes...
  11. KMS-Ali


    Feb 9, 2002
    Sarcastic bad jokes are funny if you do it right, also on the right time, like that muffin joke.
  12. The fact that i am replying to this thread should make it funny enough! :rolleyes:

    ok ok i'm going back to setup, sheesh a guy comes out for a bit of fun and look what happens! he get poked by all these people with rubber hoses....



    <marquee> WHAT???</marquee>
  13. heehee
  14. Kraken


    Jun 19, 2001
    Aylesbury, England
    It's a well known fact that all musicians are failed comedians and all comedians are failed musicians

  15. BillyBishop


    Feb 7, 2001
    heres my joke

    What did the bass player say to the jerkface arrogant guitar player?

    Not to much, cuz the bass player strangled that bastard and buried him in his back yard.