There's probably a Dairy Queen down the street or a nice PG-13 movie we can drop you off at that has violence & swearing & stuff. Wouldn't want to corrupt you at such a young age.
Hah, I live nowhere close either. And what fun is a PG-13 movie? It's more fun to sneak into R-rated movies.. so I've heard. No really, I haven't sneaked into any R-rated movies. My parents just buy them and bring them home. And I watch them.