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A Jazz Chord

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BazzTard, Dec 31, 2014.

  1. Dec 31, 2014 #1
    BazzTard

    BazzTard Inactive

    Sep 12, 2014
    Adelaide, South Australia
    sorry if you've heard this one before.....

    At a Stevie Wonder show in Vegas, a Chinese man yells out "Play a jazz chord"

    So Stevie,being the true entertainer, throws out a minor 7th chord

    The man yells back "No, play a jazz chord!"

    Confused, Stevie plays a C7alt chord,as jazzy as he knows.

    No No yells the man, Stevie gets closer to him and the man says .........

    "Play your hit, A Jazz Chord....to say I love you..."


    Happy New Year !
     
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  2. Dec 31, 2014 #2
    BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    The Wild Wild Upper MidWest
    Hi,

    <Groan!>


    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
  3. Jan 2, 2015 #3
    placedesjardins

    placedesjardins

    May 7, 2012
    Ha ha.
     
  4. Jan 2, 2015 #4
    joebar

    joebar

    Jan 10, 2010
    man-
    that's lame.:smug:
     
  5. Jan 2, 2015 #5
    fokof

    fokof One day ,I'll be in the future

    Mar 16, 2007
    Here
  6. Jan 3, 2015 #6
    zontar

    zontar

    Feb 19, 2014
    J-5
    So bad, it's funny.

    Now has anybody seen Stevie Wonder's new house?

    Neither has he...
     
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  7. Feb 22, 2015 #7
    jamro217

    jamro217

    Apr 12, 2013
    Beautiful coastal Rhode Island
    That's as bad as Stevie and Ray Charles' new record about their tennis match. "Endless Love."
     
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  8. Mar 2, 2015 #8
    pklima

    pklima Commercial User

    May 2, 2003
    Kraków, Polska
    Karoryfer Samples
    Illustrated edition.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Mar 5, 2015 #9
    LUpton

    LUpton Supporting Member

    Oct 22, 2012
    Tampa, FL
    Probably too old for this sh--
    yeah yeah... "excuse me while I kiss this guy" all over again...

    I'll bet he knows the lyrics to Louie Louie, too...