A JOKE...HAHAHAHA

I thought it was "How do you know if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth."

 

Looks like you've had enough coffee for one day.

 

i had tons of coffee yesterday... im on caffeine hangover right now... but I DON´T WRITE IN CAPS!!

 

i dont get it.

 

Hmm...Travis barker has his Toms flat so does that mean he doesnt dribble?

 

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.

Rock on
Eric

 

Did you hear about the Drummer's IQ test?


Yeah, it came back negative.

 

Theres been a thread like this hasnt there?
anyway

What do a toilet and a bass player have in common?

They both have to put up with crap

 

Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into the Drum Machine once.

 

How do you get the drummer off your porch?


Pay him for the pizza.


Now that I think about it, that joke works with just about any kind of person except for lawyers, doctors, etc.

How do you get a trombone player off your porch?

How do you get a philosophy major off your porch?

How do you get the pizza delivery guy off your porch?

 

The drum machine won't sleep with your girlfriend! (It's the one I heard)

 

I'm gonna post this link again...

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/

ALL the jokes you'll ever need...