Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Si-bob, Dec 8, 2001.

  1. how do u know if a drummer is sitting at his kit level................the dribble comes out of the centre of his mouth



  2. I thought it was "How do you know if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth."
  3. HAHAHAHA, THATS FUNNY!!!!!.......... HEHEHEHE......
    HANG ON... ITS (essentially) THE SAME JOKE.....YOU PLAGERIST!!!!!!!


  4. yawnsie


    Apr 11, 2000
    Looks like you've had enough coffee for one day. ;)
  5. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    i had tons of coffee yesterday... im on caffeine hangover right now... but I DON´T WRITE IN CAPS!!
  6. frankencow150

    frankencow150 Guest

    Oct 17, 2001
  7. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    Hmm...Travis barker has his Toms flat so does that mean he doesnt dribble?
  8. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?


    Rock on
  9. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Did you hear about the Drummer's IQ test?

    Yeah, it came back negative.
  10. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    Theres been a thread like this hasnt there?

    What do a toilet and a bass player have in common?

    They both have to put up with crap
  11. Kraken


    Jun 19, 2001
    Aylesbury, England
    Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

    You only have to punch the information into the Drum Machine once.

  12. Phat Ham

    Phat Ham

    Feb 13, 2000
    How do you get the drummer off your porch?

    Pay him for the pizza.

    Now that I think about it, that joke works with just about any kind of person except for lawyers, doctors, etc.

    How do you get a trombone player off your porch?

    How do you get a philosophy major off your porch?

    How do you get the pizza delivery guy off your porch?:D
  13. The drum machine won't sleep with your girlfriend! (It's the one I heard)