this one made me laugh my a$$ off. from my drummer friend: "a guy moves to africa, and noticed the sound of drums everywhere. so he asks a local what the drums were about. the local replies 'when drums play, good! when drums stop, very, very bad'. one day after living there for a few weeks, he is walking through the village, and suddenly the drums stop. he panics, and again asks a local what is going on. the local's eye widen and as he screams 'BASS SOLO!' "