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A Liberal Democrat (Humor)

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by pd_5string, Nov 16, 2002.

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  1. pd_5string

    pd_5string Admin: Accnt Disabled

    Jan 23, 2002
    > A Liberal Democrat
    > A first grade teacher proudly proclaimed to her class one day that she
    > was a liberal Democrat. She asked her students to raise their hands if
    > they were liberal Democrats as well. Not really knowing what a liberal
    > Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, most of their
    > hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl
    > named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked her
    > why she had decided to be different.
    > "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat" she replied. ''Then, what are
    > you?'' asked the teacher,
    > "Why, I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasted the little girl.
    > The teacher, a little perturbed, asked Lucy why she was a conservative
    > Republican.
    > "Well", she said, "I was brought up to trust in myself instead of
    > relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my
    > thinking. My Dad and Mom taught me these things, and they are both
    > conservative Republicans, and so now I am a conservative Republican
    > too." The teacher, now a little embarrassed and maybe even just a bit
    > angry, said, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your
    > dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" The teacher paused, a bit
    > smug, certain that she'd put the girl in her place, and slowly let a
    > sly smirk creep across her face.
    > "Well, if that were the case", said Lucy after a moments
    > thought,"then, I suppose I'd be a liberal Democrat."
  2. LiquidMidnight


    Dec 25, 2000
  3. jasonbraatz


    Oct 18, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    wow that was so funny.

    or something.
  4. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002

    There is a humor section, y'know. Oh wait, that would mean the post would have actually have to be humorous, not just more needless polictical propaganda. My bad :)
  5. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
  6. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    and the funniest part is that you can swap out "liberal democrat" with "conservative republican" and vice versa and it still makes about as much sense.

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