A Moral Dilemma

Take all his basses and give them away to people on the streets.

 

/Garth Algar voice on/ ...uh...get over it and move on? /Garth voice off/

dude...if you're that bothered by it, I'd blame the unnamed luthier for taking your ax to NAMM and providing him the opportunity...what did you expect the mowhahked TBer to do - not play a particular builders custom 7? ...But somehow, I don't think you're really that bothered by it or you wouldn't have had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind you igiloo and post this.

(edited for lousy spelling)

 

First of all it sounds like you have an issue with a certain Luthier that brought your bass to the show and allowed someone else to play it.

As far as that certain, un-named, bassist is concerned, you could sercretly swap-out all of his multi-stringed monsters with Rogue's and see if he notices the difference.

You could also steal all the change out the cushions of his sectional couch.

 

Okay, I fixed it...sorry 'bout that...

 

Posted by Creepy

I thought it was a mullet (mullit?). Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

mullet? mohawk? lord only knows...

 

Well, that mohawked, 7 string playing, tool loving person should be kicked in the shins repeatedly.

 

I'd shave his entire head clean.

 

When I picked up my Stringray, the guys in the store made a big deal about making sure I was the first to play it. I laughed. I couldn't give a hoot if someone played it before me.

 

...you pull a lorena bobbit on his wookie arse

 

side note: is this new 7 a fretless? i think i remember seeing you say you wanted a fretless hollowbody in a thread a while back. i think that would have AMAZING tone... (*** am i saying... all conks have amazing tone...)

 

Sure, you don't name the person you were talking about but you indirectly named person by the name of the band he plays in.

 

Well if this hypothetical interloper had, ohh I don't know, say, a really fancy double-neck seven string (14 string???) from a noted luthier, let's call him Cill Bonklin... Well you could kidnap (bassnap???) said bass and send ransom notes with it tied to a chair. Demand a ransom of some ridiculous amount. Every day that the ransom is not paid, another cheesy hair-metal band sticker will be applied to the hypothetical double-neck Bonklin obscuring more of the hypothetically beautiful wood of which said doubleneck is constructed.

 

hahaha yeah that would work too...









...though not as well as said lorena bobbit course of action