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A mouse walks into a musical instrument shop...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by APouncer, Feb 1, 2002.


  1. Feb 1, 2002 #1
    APouncer

    APouncer

    Nov 3, 2000
    Lancashire, UK
    He says to the owner of the shop "I'd like a mouse organ please"

    The owner says "That's funny we had another mouse come in and ask for a mouse organ yesterday"

    The mouse replies "Oh yeah, that would've been our Monica"
     
  5. Feb 1, 2002 #2
    John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas
    I don't get it... :confused:
     
  10. Feb 1, 2002 #3
    Jeff Moote

    Jeff Moote Supporting Member

    Oct 11, 2001
    Beamsville, ON, Canada
    lol, that's pretty funny.

    y'see JD, our monika=harmonika --- mouth organ is a name for harmonica...
     
  14. Feb 1, 2002 #4
    APouncer

    APouncer

    Nov 3, 2000
    Lancashire, UK
    Does anyone get this rather simple joke? It had me creased up (or maybe ROTFLMAO) but the lack of responses suggest that it doesn't travel well!

    Mouse Organ?

    Our Monica?

    Oh well - have a good weekend guys!
     
  18. Feb 1, 2002 #5
    Wil Davis

    Wil Davis

    Apr 12, 2000
    Naushua, New Hampster, U S of
    Hey, man! - I thought it was pretty funny, but I am from England. What is it they say about the UK and the USA? "Two countries divided by a sense of humour (humor)"

    Well, what do you expect? The UK gives The World "The Goons", "Marty Feldman", "Monty Python"... The USA is responsible for... for... for... "Jerry Lewis...(!?!?!?)"...

    Well, OK - I'd forgotten about The Marx Brothers, W C Fields, Mel Brooks... Emo Philips... Wierd Al...

    - Wil
     
  22. Feb 1, 2002 #6
    Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    omg i totally got it the wrong way...

    i dunno why i thought of Monica Lewinsky *as a mouse* and a "Mouse Organ"...
     
  26. Feb 1, 2002 #7
    thrash_jazz

    thrash_jazz

    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings
    I got it but man, was it ever a groaner...:rolleyes:

    Must be my English heritage coming to the fore...
     
  31. Feb 1, 2002 #8
    Christopher

    Christopher

    Apr 28, 2000
    New York, NY
    I understand the pun, but not the joke.

    Probably amusing to the under-tens.
     
  35. Feb 1, 2002 #9
    John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas
    Ohhhhhh......I get it now.
     
  39. Feb 1, 2002 #10
    Mik Walker

    Mik Walker Supporting Member

    Dec 26, 1999
    Absolutely! Mel Gibson as a 4-foot Scotsman for starters..... ;)

    Mik
     
  43. Feb 3, 2002 #11
    Bassbarbie

    Bassbarbie

    Sep 1, 2001
    Isle of Wight, U.K
    Well on the subject of Monica you've probably all seen this one already, but just in case.......:D
     
  47. Feb 5, 2002 #12
    ChaosGwar

    ChaosGwar

    Dec 6, 2001
    In a never ending spiral of despair
    Now thats funny!
     
  51. Feb 6, 2002 #13
    APouncer

    APouncer

    Nov 3, 2000
    Lancashire, UK
    Hmmmn Christopher - A joke, something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, an amusing or ludicrous incident or situation. A pun, a humorous play on words, to use a word in a double sense, especially when the contrast of ideas is ludicrous.

    So you understand the pun, but not the joke?!? Funny to under tens?!?

    You don't sound like a lot of . . . pun . . . to be around - ho ho ho
     
  55. Feb 8, 2002 #14
    relman

    relman Guest

    Mar 3, 2000
    Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
    you guys need some sleep!!!