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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mankind, Nov 3, 2004.

  1. Mankind


    Oct 20, 2003
    Recently a friend of mine went to hospital because he crocked his knee. He has recovered now, plaster off but he had a infection on the leg which he had a op on which had developed. At the time however, the "doctors" said it could be a brain tumour/cancer as he suffered from headaches, not eating, reaction to light, etc. In this state of mind that he was going to die in a few months, he was going on and on about stuff he hadn't done in his life...

    What do you want to do before you die?

    Things i came up with:
    *Jam with someone famous
    *Rob a bank
    *Have the biggest gig ever in my area

    Discuss :D

    (my friends infection was actually very minor and after 24hrs he was fine :eyebrow: good ole doctors 'ey!)
  2. Funkize you

    Funkize you Guest

    Nov 4, 2003
    Westminster Ca.
    Get Taken advantage of by a buss full of supermodels! (Ha! I just found out a Girl I know wouldnt Mind that either!)

    Stand under a No Loitering Sign for hours!

    Eat Peanut butter with a Leaf.

    Have a Magical Dog
  3. IvanMike

    IvanMike Player Characters fear me... Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2002
    Middletown CT, USA
    cover myself in honey and corn flakes and run through a field of starving squirrels

    assemble the largest collection of "far out space nuts" memorabilia of all time.

    drive a ferrari into the world's largest marshmallow at 140 MPH

    freeze a big mac value meal

    perform a self appendectomy

    win "star search" on pogo stick skills alone
  4. Rhythmalism


    Sep 25, 2004
    Smoke pot while walking down main street.
  5. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Achieve enlightenment.
  6. -Watch our son grow up :) ... and we hope he's potty trained soon (what's that smell :eyebrow: ? :D )
    -Convince my wife that she, and our son, mean everything to me... and see her get some relief from chronic pain.
    -Play contemporary jazz with people who love it as much as I do, for the tiny group of people who actually enjoy it.
    -Spend more time with our families.
    -Travel outside the US again... haven't done that since I left the Navy.
    -Own and ride another Ducati.
    -Have an occasional snort of cheeba on the weekend, without having my Mon. - Fri. job threatened :rolleyes: .
  7. Get a band
    Have a long lasting career in the indie/noise/alternitive community
    be in love

    that's really it
  8. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Get in Shape
    Perfect "sex in a pan" by wooten
    see black sabbath... with all original members
    play a set with Green Day
    apologize to anyone i have ever wronged
    Get taken advantage of by lindsay lohan, natalie imbruglia, beyonce, and charlize theron...
  9. Spend a week in New York naked

    Take a dump outside the whitehouse

    Jam out with c2b3

    Score on public television in sweden

    Buy 4 thousand fingernail clippers and twelv soldering irons while wearing a business suit made out of duct tape

    And probably something else obsured and stupid
  10. Streak at a big match making sure I have a mask on
    Streak down the main street of our city
    Sell all my stuff and celebrate with one big party with lots of sex drugs n rock n roll
    Basically getting up to mischief
  11. Achieve nirvana. If not, know that I may not have made all the right decisions but that I gave it my all. Afterall, you can't do better than your best.

  12. BlasphemyArise


    Jul 15, 2004
    Slap the pope for no reason (i bet i would make the front page of every newspaper in the world :D I can see the picture now... the lookon the popes face as my hand strikes his face... i dunno bout anyone else but i think that would be funny)

    Have a sex marathon with my wife

    Spend the remaining time with my kids and family
  13. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Have some fruit punch Kool Aid.

    One week at a time, one day at a time, folks.
  14. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    I would have to go with Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid. I guess I want to relive my youth. If I could find _that_, I would die happily.
  15. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Raise my kids to be good people.

    a much less important but still fun list:

    2) build the biggest trebuchet ever.
    3) open a museum of goggles.
    4) drive a submarine.
    5) lead a pack of dogs on some crazy adventure.
    6) learn Japanese. I made it through two semesters at Umass, (I was cooking at Tepan tables, seemed like a good idea) but I've forgotten almost everything.
  16. Ericman197


    Feb 23, 2004
    Have a lot of sex, try drugs, perform live comedy and get married ( if it's to someone I don't know, it'd be even better )
  17. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    • go to Alaska/Northern Canada and see the Northern Lights
    • cliff diving
    • sky diving
    • spend a month in Australia with the aboriginees in meditation rituals with my didjeridu
    • spend a year in Japan with a Samurai Master training in bushido and iaido (way of the samurai and way of the sword)
    • spend a week in silence

    Thats about it for now. The list is ever changing. Just like life :)
  18. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    I would eat at Arby's without worrying about that being the source of infection...
  19. Snort?!

    The only thing I can think of is "make fun of Syd Barret"
  20. Wow, a lot of people said that if they were about to die, the last things they would want to do would be drugs and sex. I think that is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard :( .

    I really like the idea about driving a Ferrari into a giant marshmallow at 140 mph though. Now that's something you just can't do everyday!