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A New Musican Joke I made up

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Stephen S, May 12, 2004.


  1. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    What did the bass playing prostitute say to the man on the street?
















    "Lookin for some good time?" :p
     
  2. hateater

    hateater snatch canadian cream

    May 4, 2001
    Eugene, OR
    He is gonna be here all week folks!
     
  3. Eyescream

    Eyescream

    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    Heh. Remember to tip your waitresses. :)
     
  4. GENIUS!!

    wow... that er... pretty good, put a smile on my face THX :)
     
  5. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Don't quit that day job.;)
    Actually, "What did the Bass Playing Prostitute say to the Drummer?" would have been funnier.:smug:
     
  6. Only

    Only

    Sep 8, 2002
    Warrensburg, MO
    And return them to their original upright position.
     
  7. :D :D :D

    I love it! :D

    Mike :D
     
  8. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Quote:
    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by Eyescream
    Heh. Remember to tip your waitresses. :)
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    Or the old standby:
    "...but don't tip them over.":p
     
  9. hateater

    hateater snatch canadian cream

    May 4, 2001
    Eugene, OR
    You guys are so corny :p
     
  10. Here's my "bumper sticker I'd like to see":

    BASS PLAYERS LIKE IT
    WITH A BIG BOTTOM END

    :D

    Dave
     
  11. temp5897

    temp5897 Guest

    The "Bass Players Do It Deeper" sticker is a funny one...or am I just imagining it exists? :eyebrow:
     
  12. here's one:
    question: why do we all play bass?
    answer: have you seen our stand up comedy act?
     
  13. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Stu Hamm quote:
    Like all musicians, I have delusions of being a Stand-Up Comedian.
     
  14. a friend of mine is a bartender at teatra zinzanni, apparently, stu hamm is a hilarious drunk, and rarely gets through a set sober. never misses a note, or a drink.
     
  15. reminds me of the Full Metal Jacket part where they steal his Camera :)