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A question for you, John.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Freaky Fender, Jul 18, 2004.


  1. John, after much thought, and looking at your family of basses, I have one question. What the HELL DO YOU DO FOR WORK?!
     
  2. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Let's all guess!

    here are mine:

    1) hand model
    2) spy
    3) purveyor of super extra upscale hair products.
    4) assassin! :ninja:
    5) designer of the first warp drive, gets his funding from Perot.

    ;)


    Actually, I think he mentioned it once but I've can't recall.
     
  3. I think he's an electrical engineer or something...but I'm usually wrong.
     
  4. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    who, me?
     
  5. i think? He should have been a tad bit more specific :p
     
  6. No, some other John who has 7+8 string custom Conklin basses.
     
  7. No, the OTHER John that has bus loads of basses that he uses for kindling in a fire.

    :D
     
  8. Drug Trafficing.
     
  9. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL
    Porn star.

    (Cue the wah pedal...)
     
  10. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    East Coast, US
    Mod.
     
  11. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Hair model
     
  12. Wow. Good answer. That does make a lot of money, so it could be a possibility.
     
  13. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    +1 :hyper:
     
  14. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    +1 :hyper:
     
  15. damn you john! you have all the good jobs! :p
     
  16. Fixed it for you.
     
  17. i can see it now :D

    [catwalk]
    And here in our new fur coat is John Turner.

    Wait, I have some startling news, this is a thong bikini model

    [/catwalk]
     
  18. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Yeah, I wish :rolleyes:
     
  19. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    He sold his body to science for research testing.

    You dont think he was born that way do you?
     
  20. This proves it...

    http://lordonly.net/lojtmail.htm