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A question you don't want the answer to

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Anonymous7, Jan 11, 2014.

  1. Anonymous7


    Oct 21, 2012
    Have you ever wanted to ask a question, but didn't because you were scared of what the answer could be?
  2. wild4oldcars


    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    "Will you go out with me?"
    "Will you forgive me?"
    and the mother of all, a simple "Why?"
  3. Is the Universe really dust floating around in some giant vacuum cleaner?
  4. Will I be able to hold this fart till I get out of the bank?:bag:
  5. 96tbird

    96tbird PLEASE STAND BY Supporting Member

    What if the hokey pokey IS what it's really all about?
  6. What the hell is this lump?
  7. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    A few times, yes.

  8. peledog


    Jul 9, 2010
    San Diego, CA
    How much for just one rib?
  9. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Lab results?
  10. lowfreq33


    Jan 27, 2010
    Endorsing Artist: Genz Benz Amplification
    Am I overplaying?
  11. alembicguy

    alembicguy Lone Wolf Miner of iron ore Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Is that a pube in my soup
  12. Mike M.

    Mike M.

    Feb 14, 2010
    Yes, all too often I have.....when I was married.
  13. HaMMerHeD


    May 20, 2005
    Norman, OK, USA
    Yeah, pretty much everything I ever asked a woman.
  14. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Am I the biggest you've ever been with?
  15. And on a similar note: "WHERE IS THE NEAREST RESTROOM?!?!??!?"

    I've gotten asking chicks out. All it takes is getting rejected a couple times and you're good. It takes the sting out of it. Just be forward and confident (and prepared for a "No I don't think of you that way"

    Most awkward/scary question ever: "do you want to keep it?" (Especially at 19 when you're living in a dorm room.) Got that one twice within a three month span; scared the crap out of me, but it had to be asked. "Is it mine?" might be a close second.
  16. Indiana Mike

    Indiana Mike Supporting Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    Is it a tumor?
  17. wild4oldcars


    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    *when camping*
    Did you hear something? Was that bigfoot? :bag: :D
  18. Richland123


    Apr 17, 2009
    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  19. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
  20. winterburn69


    Jan 27, 2008

    African or European?