Subj: The Detroit Lions Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban? A. The Taliban has a running game. Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!" Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts. Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team? A. Because then Detroit would want one. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Detroit Lions Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.