Maybe I'm late to the party on this, but I thought it was funny. (Says alot about me 'ey?) ------------------------------------------ A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!' 'What do you mean? I'm fine.' 'What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' 'Well,' said the pirate, 'we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really.' 'Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both of your hands.' 'Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really.' 'Oh,' said the bartender, 'what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes.' 'One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.' 'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you mean you lost an eye just from some bird crap!' 'It was my first day with the hook.'
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says "Hye buddy do you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" the pirate replies "AAR its driving me nuts"
Cause when you're a professional pirate, The fun's what's it about!! Tim Curry, Muppet Treasure Island Rock on Eric