A stupid joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by P. Aaron, Dec 9, 2002.

  1. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Maybe I'm late to the party on this, but I thought it was funny. (Says alot about me 'ey?)

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't
    seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!'

    'What do you mean? I'm fine.'

    'What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

    'Well,' said the pirate, 'we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
    my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really.'

    'Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you,
    you had both of your hands.'

    'Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I
    was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me
    up with the hook, and I feel great, really.'

    'Oh,' said the bartender, 'what about that eye patch? The last time
    you were in here you had both eyes.'

    'One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship.
    I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.'

    'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you mean you lost an eye just
    from some bird crap!'

    'It was my first day with the hook.'
  2. That made me chuckle out loud.
  3. snyderz


    Aug 20, 2000
    AZ mountains
  4. WildBill


    Jul 7, 2002
    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says
    "Hye buddy do you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
    the pirate replies
    "AAR its driving me nuts"

  5. geshel


    Oct 2, 2001
    WildBill, that was awesome.
  6. Yarrr! The pirate life is the life for me!

    Avast ye maties ;) <-- eyepatch smiley?
  7. punkfunkfreak


    Dec 16, 2001
    :cool: = an overenthusiastic pirate.
  8. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    ..."the Puffy Shirt" episode of Seinfeld. AARR matey!"
  9. Man that cat looks happy to be on top!!
  10. DarkMazda


    Jun 3, 2000
    LOL! the comments after that cat pic just me laugh hysterically!

    Thanks for the laughter!

  11. Benbass


    Jan 28, 2002
    Very Funny!!!

    What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

  12. superfreak

    superfreak Unregistered

    Aug 18, 2002
    Clarksville, TN
    Joke...Very funny, The cat picture...I am still laughing...Loved it:D
  13. Hey, finally some jokes that havn't been done before. And kinda funny at that.
  14. Cause when you're a professional pirate,
    The fun's what's it about!!

    Tim Curry, Muppet Treasure Island

    Rock on
  15. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

  16. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Must you *always* lower the tone? :D j/k
  17. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    Hey, I was taking about the cat! You pervert!:D