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A stupid joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by P. Aaron, Dec 9, 2002.


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  1. Dec 9, 2002 #1
    P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Sep 16, 2002
    Below Ground, Detroit area
    Maybe I'm late to the party on this, but I thought it was funny. (Says alot about me 'ey?)
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    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't
    seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!'

    'What do you mean? I'm fine.'

    'What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

    'Well,' said the pirate, 'we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
    hit
    my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really.'

    'Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you,
    you had both of your hands.'

    'Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I
    was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me
    up with the hook, and I feel great, really.'

    'Oh,' said the bartender, 'what about that eye patch? The last time
    you were in here you had both eyes.'

    'One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship.
    I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.'

    'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you mean you lost an eye just
    from some bird crap!'

    'It was my first day with the hook.'
     
  5. Dec 9, 2002 #2
    metallicarules

    metallicarules Guest

    Nov 28, 2000
    Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
    That made me chuckle out loud.
     
  10. Dec 9, 2002 #3
    snyderz

    snyderz

    Aug 20, 2000
    AZ mountains
    Not bad.
    Doc
     
  14. Dec 9, 2002 #4
    WildBill

    WildBill

    Jul 7, 2002
    Massachusettes
    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says
    "Hye buddy do you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
    the pirate replies
    "AAR its driving me nuts"

    :)
     
  18. Dec 9, 2002 #5
    geshel

    geshel

    Oct 2, 2001
    Seattle
    WildBill, that was awesome.
     
  22. Dec 9, 2002 #6
    nicoli

    nicoli

    Apr 4, 2002
    Whistler, BC, Canada
    Yarrr! The pirate life is the life for me!

    Avast ye maties ;) <-- eyepatch smiley?
     
  26. Dec 9, 2002 #7
    punkfunkfreak

    punkfunkfreak

    Dec 16, 2001
    :cool: = an overenthusiastic pirate.
     
  31. Dec 9, 2002 #8
    P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Sep 16, 2002
    Below Ground, Detroit area
    ..."the Puffy Shirt" episode of Seinfeld. AARR matey!"
     
  35. Dec 9, 2002 #9
    Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    OMG CUTE

    [​IMG]
     
  39. Dec 9, 2002 #10
    J. from Samsara

    J. from Samsara

    Nov 2, 2002
    O'Fallon MO
    Man that cat looks happy to be on top!!
     
  43. Dec 9, 2002 #11
    SpankBass

    SpankBass

    Jan 2, 2001
    Orange County, CA.
    Butt Pirate?
     
  47. Dec 9, 2002 #12
    punkfunkfreak

    punkfunkfreak

    Dec 16, 2001
    ass bandit.
     
  51. Dec 9, 2002 #13
    DarkMazda

    DarkMazda

    Jun 3, 2000
    NJ
    LOL! the comments after that cat pic just me laugh hysterically!

    Thanks for the laughter!

    DM
     
  55. Dec 9, 2002 #14
    Benbass

    Benbass

    Jan 28, 2002
    Kansas
    Very Funny!!!


    What kind of socks does a pirate wear?









    ARRRgile!!
     
  59. Dec 9, 2002 #15
    superfreak

    superfreak Unregistered

    Aug 18, 2002
    Clarksville, TN
    Joke...Very funny, The cat picture...I am still laughing...Loved it:D
     
  64. Dec 9, 2002 #16
    John K.

    John K. Guest

    Nov 13, 2001
    Woodstock, GA, but my true home will always be Ken
    Hey, finally some jokes that havn't been done before. And kinda funny at that.
     
  68. Dec 10, 2002 #17
    Eric Cameron

    Eric Cameron

    Mar 24, 2000
    6.02 x 10^23 microns away
    Cause when you're a professional pirate,
    The fun's what's it about!!

    Tim Curry, Muppet Treasure Island

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  72. Dec 10, 2002 #18
    embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    Apr 18, 2000
    Heber Springs, Arkansas
    Nice pussy.
     
  76. Dec 10, 2002 #19
    moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Must you *always* lower the tone? :D j/k
     
  80. Dec 10, 2002 #20
    embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    Apr 18, 2000
    Heber Springs, Arkansas
    Hey, I was taking about the cat! You pervert!:D
     
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