I know I know, there is a moratorium on political threads on Off-topic, but as I don't ever post here and this is more humor than politics, I am going through with it. Also, Gard made me do it. We're all aware that Herr Schwarzenegger won the gubernatorial race in California. Opinions aside, I am here to prove to you all that he will be an amazing governor based on the track record of a fellow movie star, Jesse Ventura. Both Arnold and Jesse were in the amazing movie, "Predator", in which they played a crack-shot mercenary team trying to find out what happened to a army platoon or something. Cut back to the real world: Jesse Ventura won the Minnesota vote for governorship and he did a bang up job if I may say so (my brother lives in Minnesota and had nothing but amazing things to say about ol' Ventura). Back to the movie. As we all know, poor Governor Ventura dies after a fatal run in with a plasma caster shot courtesy of that alien big game hunter. So, I've come to the conclusion that while you may die in the movie "Predator", you can still be a great governor. Enter Arnold: Arnold doesn't die in Predator. He drives the predator to kill itself, which is pretty darn impressive if I may say so. Ergo, Arnold will be an exponetially better governor than Jesse on the basis of the movie Predator. I do believe that it will be hard to refute this hard evidence, so don't even try.