A True Holiday Tragedy - Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Announce Separation

Well thanks for ruining my Thanksgiving. Im gonna go get in a fetal position in the corner for a few hours and cry now. Thanks

 

A most saddening day, I'm not sure if I will be able to eat my Thanksgiving meal today knowing that they are no longer together.


























Ummm, No, not really.

 

Thats pretty sad, i thought it was a joke when i read the thread title.

I dont think they were made in heaven, i think she loved him, and he loved her appearence.
But cmon, you've watched the show. How often does he seem fed up with her cluelessness? He just wants the poontang.

 

You speak the truth sir.

 

Poontang only takes you so far. As Chris Rock said ...

"Whatever you into, your woman gotta be into, too, and vice versa...

or the s**t ain't gonna work.

lt ain't gonna work.

That's right. lf you born-again, your woman gotta be born-again, too.

lf you a crackhead, your woman gotta be a crackhead, too..."

I think Lachey had at least half a brain.

 

I thought she died in a ski-accident...what a disappointment.

 

Once again, the National Enquirer proves to be 100% accurate and years ahead in breaking news...

And you thought their report of Elvis being abducted by alien Big Foots working for the CIA was all made up...


You'll see.




You'll see!!!

 

wait... so this means that jessica simpson is going to be single again?


giggity giggity giggity.

 

Yeah! So she's mine! I called it first!

 

I thought you were going to renounce your devotion to the Republican party for a second, Burk...

 

Who cares if Jessica is as sharp as an ice cube? She's got the looks and the $$$. Shoot, I'll drink her bath water.

One can always impress the geeky, artsy fartsy, intellectual and flabby/pasty girls with JS's Ferrari.

 

I'm with Clay here... despite the fact that I find their show and their music annoying, I don't relish in their divorce. It's a tough, painful process, and the media's not gonna make it any easier on them. Best of luck to both of them... just don't make any more reality TV shows.

 

Feh. You'd drink Courtney Love's bathwater.

 

You know, for a mod, you're pretty nasty.

 

Just being proactive.

 

yeah, as an illicit drug.

her sweat is probably a heavy narcotic!

 

+1 billion.

Thumbs up for pure, unadulturated bath-water drinkin'.

I'm bursting out into a sweat already.

 

I knew something was up. When I was at the club. Jessica comes up to me and says "Call me" slips me her number and goes back to Nick.