A True Story (not)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by alembic76407, Jul 7, 2004.

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  1. alembic76407


    Apr 29, 2004
    A man named Carl had worked very hard and decided to take a cruise to a very exotic and remote island.

    After two days sail, the ship finally anchored a distance from the island destination. Carl heard a noise in the distance, "boom boom bam boom".

    He then asked the cruise director, "what is that noise?", to which the director answered, " Oh, don't worry about that."

    So now Carl gets on the transport boat and as he gets closer to the island, the noise gets louder. A little shaken, Carl asks the boat's operator what the noise was. He got the same response, "Don't worry about that noise."

    So now Carl is in his room resting when the noise starts again, only louder, "BOOM BOOM BAM BAM BOOM BOOM".

    So Carl jumps up off the bed, runs outside and grabs one of the natives. As he is shaking the native he asks, "What is that noise?!"

    To which the native replies:

    "Ooooh, that noise is drum solo. You hope that noise no stop"

    Carl asked why. The native answered:

    "After drum solo come bass solo"

    I can not take credit for this joke, it was posted on the Alembic club site 2 years ago
    David T
  2. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    And here roughly every 20 minutes.

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