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Accidental Band Names- what did YOU hear today?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Chicory Blue, Apr 13, 2017.


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  1. Apr 13, 2017 #1
    Chicory Blue

    Chicory Blue Secretly Queen of the Moon Supporting Member

    Oct 9, 2016
    Tralfamadore, Nubecula Minor
    For a year or so now, every time I overhear someone saying something that sounds like it would make a killer band name, I add it to a list on my phone. I haven't counted, but there's probably close to or beyond a hundred now, including such gems as "Surplus of Ducks," "Chicken-Fried Mistake," and "Walrus in Progress."

    This morning, I was proud to add "A Chunk of Oklahoma" to my list, right below "Gorgeous Goat," "Strip Wizards," and "The Gradual Inch."

    Beauty like this can occur anywhere at any time, spoken by anyone, so I've decided, why not cast a wider net?

    Keep your ears and minds open today, TB, and tell me- what did you hear that would be a killer band name?

    Explanations completely optional.

    --^@
     
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  5. Apr 13, 2017 #2
    mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Don't Give me That Salad.
     
    WeirdWyvern, Obese Chess, Outshined91 and 9 others like this.
  10. Apr 13, 2017 #3
    Stumbo

    Stumbo Guest

    Feb 11, 2008
    Beans on Rice
    The Staple Zingers
    Delicious Dognuts
    Prefect Harmony
     
    Clever Moniker, Outshined91, OldBassman and 2 others like this.
  14. Apr 13, 2017 #4
    ONYX

    ONYX

    Apr 14, 2000
    Michigan
    I keep a similar list---not quite sure where it is right now, but here's a few off the top of my head:

    Paranoid Monsters

    Odious Motives

    Burial Club
     
    WeirdWyvern, cazclocker, Outshined91 and 3 others like this.
  18. Apr 13, 2017 #5
    TedH

    TedH

    Dec 6, 2014
    Westchester, NY
    Like! :thumbsup:
     
    cazclocker and BlueAliceOasis like this.
  22. Apr 13, 2017 #6
    nixdad

    nixdad

    Aug 15, 2008
    Los Angeles, CA
    Coastal Eddy and the Onshore Flow

    The Fleeting Glimps(e)
     
    Tony In Philly, OldBassman, jfh2112 and 6 others like this.
  26. Apr 13, 2017 #7
    Gab124

    Gab124 The path is greater than the destination

    Dec 30, 2006
    Tulsa
    I didn't hear one today yet, but The Gradual Inch is spectacular!!
     
    datasmog, JeezyMcNuggles, HG1180 and 15 others like this.
  31. Apr 13, 2017 #8
    Wiremessiah

    Wiremessiah Inactive

    Mar 4, 2017
    I was in one called "panama birth canal" and one called "secret cervix" and another indian fusion band called "sri schmegma".
     
    WeirdWyvern, HG1180, generalduncan and 17 others like this.
  35. Apr 13, 2017 #9
    BlueShox

    BlueShox Registered Turtle

    Jul 14, 2007
    West Columbia, SC
    At work, discussing the bizarre looking fish and crustaceans from the deep ocean that wash on shore after tsunamis hit.

    "Tsunami Animals"
    Party surf-rock band
     
    pcake, Mr_Moo, Brio and 2 others like this.
  39. Apr 13, 2017 #10
    matty1039

    matty1039

    Oct 26, 2015
    New Orleans
    African Buzzard. Name of a ship I saw the other day.
     
    Mr_Moo, the harp unstrung, Rich Fiscus and 1 other person like this.
  43. Apr 13, 2017 #11
    Bassngtr

    Bassngtr

    Jul 21, 2007
    Methuen, MA
    I play in a church band and in one Sunday's homily I heard the perfect name for our little group: Blight on the City
    Can't remember what was being referred to...

    I also have a LONG list of collected potential names.
    My favorite original: The Sun-Starved Zipperheads
     
    WeirdWyvern, JeezyMcNuggles, Mr_Moo and 4 others like this.
  47. Apr 13, 2017 #12
    Ewo

    Ewo a/k/a Steve Cooper Supporting Member

    Apr 2, 2008
    Huntington WV
    I'm kinda fond of _Flyover Country__, for a rockabilly act.
     
    John M Ewers, pcake, DaDo625 and 9 others like this.
  51. Apr 13, 2017 #13
    Plucky The Bassist

    Plucky The Bassist ZOMG! I'm back from the dead!

    Jul 30, 2010
    Houston, TX
    Frugal Anus and the Ninth Giraffe?

    Sorry, I read that someone got it from a random band name generator and it has stayed with me since
     
    Sublab, WeirdWyvern, Billy Bob Bass and 9 others like this.
  55. Apr 13, 2017 #14
    Stumbo

    Stumbo Guest

    Feb 11, 2008
    Sleepy Head
    Two Tylenol
    Resting Eyes
     
    Tony In Philly, the harp unstrung and Chicory Blue like this.
  59. Apr 13, 2017 #15
    Nemesis3x

    Nemesis3x

    Apr 11, 2016
    Tucson Az.
    Honest Engine.......
     
    Pdaddy1978, db22, OldBassman and 6 others like this.
  64. Apr 13, 2017 #16
    onda'bass

    onda'bass Supporting Member

    Sep 5, 2010
    Buffalo Ny
    Moose knuckle
     
    JeezyMcNuggles, RV Driver, Crusher47 and 5 others like this.
  68. Apr 13, 2017 #17
    shawshank72

    shawshank72

    Mar 22, 2009
    Canada
    Chicken Fried Mistake. Hmmmmmm
    I think I likey.
     
    John M Ewers, Alik, OldBassman and 6 others like this.
  72. Apr 13, 2017 #18
    hondo4life

    hondo4life

    Feb 29, 2016
    SC
    Cattywampus

    I did not believe it was a real word, but it's.
     
    John M Ewers, Big Shrek, MynameisMe and 4 others like this.
  76. Apr 13, 2017 #19
    Aqualung60

    Aqualung60

    Jun 19, 2013
    Point Pleasant, New Jersey
    A while back I saw a sign outside a bar for "Hugh Jassel and the swinging noodles" while passing through Connecticut.
     
    John M Ewers, JeezyMcNuggles, OldBassman and 11 others like this.
  80. Apr 13, 2017 #20
    Ross W. Lovell

    Ross W. Lovell

    Oct 31, 2015

    Rocky Mountain and the Oysters....
     
    Julius_Seizure, Drgonzonm, sqrat51 and 2 others like this.
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