So there was this accordian player who always kept his accordian in the back seat of his car with the window down. He's having a beer one night and a friend says, "How come you leave the window down? Aren't you worried that the accordian will get stolen?" "Naaaw," says the accordian player. But the next time he is out, he thinks about it and decides to shut the window and lock the car. When he comes back the window is broken. "Damn," he says. He looks in the back seat and sees his accordian is still there, along with six more!