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ah poor me

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by cheezewiz, Mar 26, 2004.


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  1. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Um..I like this chick and stuff.
     
  2. Cut your hair, and she'll go out with you. I promise. :cool:
     
  3. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    I hear chicks dig leaf-blowers.
     
  4. Bayou_Brawler

    Bayou_Brawler The most hurtful thing ever realized

    Oct 23, 2003
    Ann Arbor, MI
    tell her " you are my density.....i mean destiny.."
     
  5. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Get a tattoo of her face on your chest. Then, when you ask her out, show her the tattoo. Chicks dig that whole devotion thing.

    (Aside: true story. One of my teachers taught this kid. Obsessed about a girl for like three years. At some point, he got ahold of a picture of her, and went to a tattoo place, and got it on his chest, and it was big, like 8x10". Mind you, at this point, he'd never even spoken to the girl, let alone acted like a fanboy or something. Anyway, it comes to it, the day comes, he bleeds his heart out to her and shows her the tattoo of, well, her. Needless to say, she was freaked out in a major way, because this is the first time she's even heard the guy's voice. The guy dropped out of school sometime later, and wasn't heard from again.)
     
  6. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Dude, ask her out. One time I like, liked this chick and stuff, but I didn't do nuthin and she ended up going out with my best friend. I was like, dude! But, dude was like - dude? So I was like dude!? and then he was like dude!? and then we were like dude!!? So dude, and I mean this fer real dude, you gotta like ask her out or something, do ya dig, dude?
     
  7. dude listen to this dude.
     
  8. Bayou_Brawler

    Bayou_Brawler The most hurtful thing ever realized

    Oct 23, 2003
    Ann Arbor, MI
    DUDE!!!!
     
  9. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Dude?
     
  10. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    DUDE:

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  11. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Duuude!
     
  12. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Duuuuudddeee!!
     
  13. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Dude!
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  14. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    d00dz
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  15. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    Man I dig your avatar, Dave....err I mean, Dude.
     
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    Dude!
     
  17. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Dude.

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  18. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    My best friend is the hottest girl in school.
     
  19. notabob

    notabob

    Sep 20, 2003
    cincinnati ohio
    DUDER?

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  20. Im digesting a cheeseburger as I type :bag:
     



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