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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by cheezewiz, Mar 26, 2004.
Um..I like this chick and stuff.
Cut your hair, and she'll go out with you. I promise.
I hear chicks dig leaf-blowers.
tell her " you are my density.....i mean destiny.."
Get a tattoo of her face on your chest. Then, when you ask her out, show her the tattoo. Chicks dig that whole devotion thing.
(Aside: true story. One of my teachers taught this kid. Obsessed about a girl for like three years. At some point, he got ahold of a picture of her, and went to a tattoo place, and got it on his chest, and it was big, like 8x10". Mind you, at this point, he'd never even spoken to the girl, let alone acted like a fanboy or something. Anyway, it comes to it, the day comes, he bleeds his heart out to her and shows her the tattoo of, well, her. Needless to say, she was freaked out in a major way, because this is the first time she's even heard the guy's voice. The guy dropped out of school sometime later, and wasn't heard from again.)
Dude, ask her out. One time I like, liked this chick and stuff, but I didn't do nuthin and she ended up going out with my best friend. I was like, dude! But, dude was like - dude? So I was like dude!? and then he was like dude!? and then we were like dude!!? So dude, and I mean this fer real dude, you gotta like ask her out or something, do ya dig, dude?
dude listen to this dude.
Man I dig your avatar, Dave....err I mean, Dude.
My best friend is the hottest girl in school.
Im digesting a cheeseburger as I type