simply because I'm a small, mean-spirited man who loves to hear the pro's cry: "Oh Noes, I can't shoot 24 under par!! Oh Noes, the rough is too deep!!" I say, let them try to play on the dog tracks I frequent where you're hitting sand trap full of water and gravel and footprints. Or greens where there is a layer of sand and aeration holes. Or...even more heinous...the duck poop all around the golf course!! Sissies.