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Aight! Story Time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Microbass, May 2, 2004.

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  1. Since you guys/gals have the ability to put me to tears, its time for another story thread!!

    try to add no more than 2-3 sentences and you cannot post twice in a row! :D

    As bovinehost was circling the earth's atmosphere in the HMS Bongo the I, he was shocked to see...
  2. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Joe Nerve chasing him in a ....
  3. ...V8 powered milk crate with spinner wheels and hydraulic suspension. The sound system in Joe's crate had 900 watts and dual 15"s, kicking the tunage, but his passenger/friend Bruce Lindfield never liked the band "......
  4. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2001
    Spencerport, New York
    Fleetwood Mac, because it reminded him of........
  5. The time Joe told him lies, sweet little lies. So Bruce..
  6. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Smeared butter all over his body in a fit of rage, but he forgot too......
  7. grab a butter knife, so instead he...
  8. dived headfirst into the 500 foot butter vat that was convieniently nearby, wearing only a snorkel and...
  9. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    a pink codpiece, unfortunately...
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    The codpiece did not cover Bruce's great man-boobs, and once they were all buttered up, Joe couldnt...
  11. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    Resist the urges any longer, he leapt on Bruce and...
  12. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Licked him head to toe.
  13. Bruce then preceeded to talk about Manchester City avoiding relegation, and then round the corner came....
  14. Jack


    Sep 6, 2003
    Newcastle, UK
    . . . A Music Man Bongo, so Joe, who was by now almost bored to sleep . . . .

  15. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    ... to sleep, perchance to dream. And dream he did. A nightmare! Mike Money owned a Bongo before Joe did! Joe woke up screaming and then...
  16. ate some magical peas from Coose Coose....
  17. Benbass


    Jan 28, 2002
    The magical peas had a strange affect on Joe, not unlike that of psychadelic mushrooms. Even stranger, he was soon transformed into the superhero of epic proportions known only as Bongoman. Who's one and only super power was the ability to...
  18. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    turn toilet seats into magnificent tone machines. Using the seat, the lid, a shower rod and strings crafted from....
  19. A special blend of 11 herbs and spices. Meanwhile back at the....
  20. Bongocave, Bongoman's sidekicks Santo and Randy decided to abandon their punk roots and become dance djs. Bongoman proceeded to...

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