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All time ugly band

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by buldog5151bass, Jun 3, 2014.


  1. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    How about this? Put together the all time ugly band (not including the Rolling Stones, which would be taking the easy way out). We need a vocalist, 2 guitars, bass, keys, and drums at least.
     
  2. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Edpal's latest outfit.
     
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  3. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    Now that's not fair to the rest of his band. He might have an attractive guitarist with no sense of taste.
     
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  4. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    I'm allowing for five Brad Pitts playing with him. He still wins.
     
  5. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    Most women seem to think I am still fairly handsome - got my all my original teeth, hair, etc., haven't let myself get sloppy, sharp dresser when I choose. I'm guessing Darth is ugly as sin since he won't show his face, like how they call the tall guy "Shorty". Same logic I apply in picking an avatar.;) My guitarist IS pretty nice looking dude too. You can all pick one cucumber for your favorite hole. :)

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    I can't show my face. It would be bragging, and everyone knows how much I hate braggarts.
     
  7. Epidrake

    Epidrake

    May 24, 2011
    I've got the bass player and one guitarist. Geddy and Steve Howe(Yes). Big fan of both of them but...
     
  8. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    Hating yourself is so '90s. What next, you become a DB player?

    You're probably that "Mutt" guy who was married to Shania Twain. BTW - do you actually play bass?
    Darth
    Mutt-Lange-Net-Worth.

    Mr.Ed
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  9. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    Ginger Baker and Lyle Lovett.
     
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  10. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg
    All kidding aside:

    You look great, Eddie.

    I can play, yes.
     
  11. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    Eh, I'm getting old, got 13 years on ya sonny...think I need to touch up my dye job.
     
  12. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    I nominate Wolfgang VanHalen for bass - poor kid, what a ****ed up composite child.
     
  13. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Go white. You're not old, you're distinguished.
     
  14. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    Screw that!! Right now I'm tanned to a light walnut color, only way I'd go white is platinum blonde with some colored highlights.

    We must find a place for Angus in the lineup. Or at least his legs.
     
  15. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Bro, do you even lift?
     
  16. Darth Handsome

    Darth Handsome Banned

    Oct 1, 2010
    Winnipeg

    Hey, I'm just trying to help here. You don't wanna listen to me? Don't listen to me. Darth don't know nuthin, right?
     
  17. edpal

    edpal Banned

    Oct 3, 2007
    I do - yeah, crap shot in that regard but I am leaning forward. Trying to not make the "round" singer look bad.

    But no the bass had no dive :D
     
  18. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    I was just kidding. You're a stud.
     
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  19. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Joey Ramone was the ugliest bipedal creature to trod across the face of the earth. Kinda like Bat boy, but with sunglasses and a bad haircut. He's my vocalist recommendation, with a nod to the trollish Ronnie James Dio, the Danny DeVito of metal.
     
  20. knumbskull

    knumbskull

    Jul 28, 2007
    UK
    You should be nice to ugly people. We outnumber you.
     

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