So i was watching a movie... In the middle of the movie ding ding ding we had porn and i got excited... But it wasnt the a "manly" excitement that should have happened when two hot chicks are making out. Instead through out the whole scene I was going "hmmm that bass line sounds cool" and I kept rewinding the sex scene and trying to pick it up on my bass... What is wrong with me? Usually I rewind because I have a fireman but I was more interested in bass line! Am I not a man? Lots cleaner I guess but I feel like my manhood is gone, what is wrong with me? And more important is what did everyone in my family thought when they heard my TV moaning and me playing my bass on top of some theme music and girls moaning
I remember that something similar happened to me when I saw "Deep Throat" after getting into the bass playing thing. I saw it for the first time when I was a teenager and it did the job , but when I had a copy of the movie in my hands many years later and decided to see it again just for remembering the good old times, the "Love Is Strange" bassline put all the teenage nostalgia aside and made me want to grab my instrument instantly (no pun intended). I really like most tunes from DT and that's why I have this CD in my wish list.
Just don't forget on which movie that bass line is on, if you ever feel like showing it to your girlfriend or mother.. "Hey, check this out, I wanna show you some sweet stuff!"
I think this is excellent advice. I'm still laughing from sergs original post, and you gotta throw this in there... AuG Oh serg....hope you don't mind the new sig.....
Yes, too much porn has desensitized you to its effects. You are merely building up a tolerance to porn effects. You need to detox, take a few days off the porn. Then it will again have the proper effect. Randy
I'm just envisioning,"I don't look at the girls, baby, I just watch 'em for the bass lines." or "I only read Playboy for the notation."
Taken from an interview with Adam Jones (Tool's guitarist) featured in Guitar School March/94: "I have a record company starting. It's called Flesh Records and I'm putting together music for porno movies. I'm looking for a partner. I tried calling Ron Jeremy, but he won't return my phone calls". Maybe he did the music for that movie?
Fixed it for you. Who cares if your manhood is gone? You're obviously not using it anyway. I know this is harsh, but what do you say to a person who posts this kind of garbage? :scowl:
I think I owe kserg an apology for this one. I had no right to get that personal about this post and how I reacted says more about me than about him. Still, while I want OT to be an environment where people are comfortable discussing all sorts of things, I'd also like to remind you all that we have a wide range of ages and some subject matters might require a more sensitive approach than others. So, kserg, I hope I didn't alienate you (or anybody else) prom posting in OT. This has bothered me for a couple days now and I hope this helps patch things up a bit. And that's enough out of me.