Am i not a man?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by kserg, Nov 27, 2005.

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  1. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    So i was watching a movie... In the middle of the movie ding ding ding we had porn and i got excited...

    But it wasn’t the a "manly" excitement that should have happened when two hot chicks are making out. Instead through out the whole scene I was going "hmmm that bass line sounds cool" and I kept rewinding the sex scene and trying to pick it up on my bass...

    What is wrong with me? Usually I rewind because I have a fireman but I was more interested in bass line! Am I not a man?

    Lots cleaner I guess but I feel like my manhood is gone, what is wrong with me? And more important is… what did everyone in my family thought when they heard my TV moaning and me playing my bass on top of some theme music and girls moaning…
  2. syciprider

    syciprider Inactive

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    You need more cowbell.
  3. Porn does have the best basslines......
  4. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    I didnt say best... i said cool... and this one did... and it turned me on:(

  5. " eh Those boobs were alright, but that bass perked me right up!" :D
  6. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    I remember that something similar happened to me when I saw "Deep Throat" after getting into the bass playing thing. I saw it for the first time when I was a teenager and it did the job ;), but when I had a copy of the movie in my hands many years later and decided to see it again just for remembering the good old times, the "Love Is Strange" bassline put all the teenage nostalgia aside and made me want to grab my instrument instantly (no pun intended). I really like most tunes from DT and that's why I have this CD in my wish list.
  7. westland

    westland Supporting Member

    You should get out more
  8. erik II

    erik II

    Jul 11, 2000
    Oslo, Norway
    Porn overload. Try a couple of days without.
  9. Tsal


    Jan 28, 2000
    Just don't forget on which movie that bass line is on, if you ever feel like showing it to your girlfriend or mother..

    "Hey, check this out, I wanna show you some sweet stuff!" :ninja:
  10. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    No, you are Devo!

    brad cook
  11. AuG


    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO

    I think this is excellent advice. I'm still laughing from sergs original post, and you gotta throw this in there... :p


    Oh serg....hope you don't mind the new sig..... :p
  12. Yes, too much porn has desensitized you to its effects. You are merely building up a tolerance to porn effects. You need to detox, take a few days off the porn. Then it will again have the proper effect.

  13. ryco


    Apr 24, 2005
    I didn't know Finland was in W. VA
  14. WalterBush


    Feb 27, 2005
    Yuma, Az
    Full disclosure, I'm a certified Fender technician working in a music store that carries Fender, Yamaha, and Ibanez products among others.
    I'm just envisioning,"I don't look at the girls, baby, I just watch 'em for the bass lines." or "I only read Playboy for the notation." :)
  15. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    You watch porn with you family?
  16. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    Taken from an interview with Adam Jones (Tool's guitarist) featured in Guitar School March/94:

    "I have a record company starting. It's called Flesh Records and I'm putting together music for porno movies. I'm looking for a partner. I tried calling Ron Jeremy, but he won't return my phone calls".

    Maybe he did the music for that movie? :p
  17. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    kserg, you should call him.
  18. Too much has been said.

    I now know things I've never really wanted to know. :p
  19. Blackbird

    Blackbird Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    Fixed it for you.

    Who cares if your manhood is gone? You're obviously not using it anyway.

    I know this is harsh, but what do you say to a person who posts this kind of garbage?

  20. Blackbird

    Blackbird Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    I think I owe kserg an apology for this one. I had no right to get that personal about this post and how I reacted says more about me than about him.

    Still, while I want OT to be an environment where people are comfortable discussing all sorts of things, I'd also like to remind you all that we have a wide range of ages and some subject matters might require a more sensitive approach than others.

    So, kserg, I hope I didn't alienate you (or anybody else) prom posting in OT. This has bothered me for a couple days now and I hope this helps patch things up a bit.

    And that's enough out of me.
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