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Amazing girlfriend

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by karrot-x, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. karrot-x

    karrot-x Banned

    Feb 21, 2004
    Omicron Persei 8
    Yes, that is right, she's freaking amazing.

    Her: "do you want me to make you a sandwidch while you go on talkbass?"

    I think you'd have a hard time topping that :bassist:
  2. WarwickFan


    Feb 7, 2005
    Wife: Get off that d*mn computer.
  3. Mine cleaned my apartment from top to bottom while I slept...twice. In 2 weeks. AND she baked me and my friend cookies while we got completely and totally......charming.......ok so we were tanked. And we played video games while we waited. :smug:
  4. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Man, I thought this thread was going to have something to do with flexibility and twinkies.....
  5. mother: "get off the internet, i wanna use the friggin phone"
  6. :D ....lol
  7. jobu3

    jobu3 Artist formerly known as Big Joe

    Feb 17, 2002
    Mountain Top, PA
    I can, but I won't... :eek: :smug:
  8. ooooooooo...im guessing something along the lines of a porno script? :smug: :p :eyebrow:
  9. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Man, this thread is gonna go real south real quick.
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    That means she is up to no good and is indeed a sukubus.
  11. Selta


    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Be afraid.
  12. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    My wife surfs for all the good porn for me. :spit:
  13. It's true.
  14. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
  15. haujobb


    Dec 16, 2004
    Girlfriend: "Your so sexy when you play your bass."

    Later: "Put that bass down and come here..."

    Top that :spit:

    Also, in a music store while trying bass amps:

    Me: "You getting bored?"
    Girlfriend: "No, you look ****ing hot!"

    In contrast to my last girlfriend:

    Ex-Girlfriend: "Are you DONE yet?!?!?"

    GRRRRRRRRr :mad:
  16. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Retired Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    There's one guy on here whose girlfriend bought him as many Foderas as he wanted.
  17. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Now THAT'S a good woman right there!

    (and a wealthy one to boot!)
  18. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    My wife often makes me a plate of supper and brings it to me while I am on Talkbass.
  19. You guys crack me up.
  20. My grilfriend lets me sleep in the same bed with her.....



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