Hello America I am Australian and unable to vote in your fine country. However! I am really enjoying your presidential clown show. Like, really. Was it always this fun? Oh my goodness. The Republican debate! Wow. What is Rubio even saying? Ben Carson checked his wristwatch during one spectacularly muddled delivery. I mean, when Carson is checking his wristwatch... that's shade so cold it'll work your moon-tan. Also really loving the colossal helplessness in Jeb!'s eyes every time Trump takes a gigantic steaming meteoric shower of poopie all over him. Jeb! Your Democrats are less amusing but, I guess, seemingly more electable for it. Personally I am feeling the Bern quite deeply in my sociopolitical urethra. I like that guy. That said, Australia has been languishing under an unashamedly racist far-right government for years now and what we wouldn't do for someone who wants to get totally Fight Club on things. Grass is always greener, all that. PS. If anyone is wondering how I stumbled into another country's politics it's because of my work (journalist). Come for the research... stay for the lunacy buffet.