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AN X-RATED BASS! It has a freaking hard-on!

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by WarriorJoe7, Mar 30, 2004.


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  1. WarriorJoe7

    WarriorJoe7 Banned

    Mar 12, 2004
    Syracuse, NY
    This was called to my attention by scoobs... (props to him)


    edit(jt) : completely inappropriate. try reading the rules.

    :meh:
    Joe
     
  2. jobu3

    jobu3 Artist formerly known as Big Joe

    Feb 17, 2002
    Mountain Top, PA
    This will be up here for while... :rolleyes:
     
  3. haha, I could almost see my self playing that :bassist:

    Who am I kidding.. who in their right mind would buy that thing? :confused:
     
  4. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    joe joe and joe are going to be the only ones to see this i think
     
  5. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    :eek:

    :D

    I thought you were talking about another bass - that only had a p***s-shaped headstock, but this :eek:
    yeah this takes it to the next level :D
     
  6. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    Who in their right mind custom-ordered that thing? :eek:

    :D
     
  7. lbanks

    lbanks

    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    Ewww.... Gross!!
     
  8. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    even better:
    who in their right mind built that thing?
    What was it like to shape a p***s-liike bass and build it

    :D
     
  9. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    This thread got some quick replies, for sure... Hardly ten minutes and a full page
     
  10. WarriorJoe7

    WarriorJoe7 Banned

    Mar 12, 2004
    Syracuse, NY
    Half the replies are yours... lol... what's wrong, you got penis envy? Is that bass's bigger than yours... lol

    Don't take me seriously, Im just being a smartass and starting what hopefully will end up a long list of cracks and jokes.

    Joe
     
  11. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    No, mines a 6er, it is bigger! :p
    :D
     
  12. VS

    VS

    Jun 6, 2002
    Mountain City, Tennessee
    Discounted Gear: Peavey
  13. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    BTW thats because it's quarter-year-exams time, so im like brain-dead and doing all sort of funny stuff now... you know how this is, like after a couple of joints, wouldnt you be assing around, too, laughing at everything? ;)
     
  14. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    WarriorJoe do us mods a favor and remove it ASAP. If I was a Super Mod I would. Alas I am just a lowly OT mod.

    Get rid of it before you get the smack down. :meh: :rolleyes:
     
  15. darkspec

    darkspec

    Jan 2, 2003
    Cleveland Ohio
    now thats what i call a P bass........
     
  16. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    :mad:

    you might want to re-read the rules that you agreed to follow when you joined this site. this is a violation of those rules.
     
  17. HeavyDuty

    HeavyDuty Supporting Curmudgeon Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Suburban Chicago, IL



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