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And with great honour to "so what, I am a bass player"

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Knifedge, Apr 30, 2009.


  1. Knifedge

    Knifedge

    Jan 24, 2009
    I bring you "cuz I am a bass player"....

    You drove to the gig in your own car?

    Yea, Cuz I am a bass player

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    You own your own house with a studio in your basement...

    Yea, cuz I am a bass player
     
  2. Cyber Soda

    Cyber Soda

    Sep 24, 2008
    You play for the love of music, rather then for the "lolz" or the girls?

    Yes, because I am a bass player.
     
  3. sevenyearsdown

    sevenyearsdown Supporting Member

    Jan 29, 2008
    Sanborn, NY
    Friend asks...."oh, can you play something I would recognize?"

    ..."No, because I'm a bass player"
     
  4. Bacon?

    Yes, because I'm a bass player.
     
  5. smogg

    smogg

    Mar 27, 2007
    NPR, Florida
    I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
    Q: What kind of guitar is that?

    A: It's a bass.

    Q: Why don't you play a regular guitar?

    A: Because I'm a bass player.
     
  6. sevenyearsdown

    sevenyearsdown Supporting Member

    Jan 29, 2008
    Sanborn, NY
    Dude, aren't you worried about your reputation?

    No, 'cause I'm a bass player.
     
  7. Cyber Soda

    Cyber Soda

    Sep 24, 2008
    *Sets manuscript paper down in front of*

    "You can read?"

    "Why, yes I can."

    "But there's no real point, even my guitarist can't read. All you have is a bass."

    "But that's exactly the point."

    ":confused:"

    "I am a bass player!"
     
  8. StyleOverShow

    StyleOverShow Still Playing After All These Years Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2008
    Hillsdale, Portland
    In the roots of Rock N Roll, I am the earth.

    In the spirit of Jazz, I am the soul.

    In the thump of Funk, I am down on 1.

    I am the bass player.
     
  9. maggot_me

    maggot_me

    Mar 20, 2009
    maggot me
    Mother:Why haven't you showered in 4 weeks?

    Me: cause im a bass player.
     
  10. RTL

    RTL House Chicken Enthusiast Supporting Member

    Jul 20, 2008
    Leander, TX
    "You're so polite, so intelligent... And your pants fit properly"

    "Duh.. I'm the bass player."
     
  11. maggot_me

    maggot_me

    Mar 20, 2009
    maggot me
    Friend: Dude you got knifes in your back! Doesent it hurt????

    Me:nope cause im a bass player
     
  12. Matt Dean

    Matt Dean Supporting Member

    Jan 2, 2007
    SF (North) Bay Area
    ooohh baby... why does is feel so good when you touch me there?

    The chorus thunders: cause I'm a bass player!


    (True story :D)
     
  13. maggot_me

    maggot_me

    Mar 20, 2009
    maggot me
    hahahahaha right on man
     
  14. jcullen24

    jcullen24

    Apr 11, 2009
    Denton, TX

    Smooth :bassist:
     
  15. FunkMetalBass

    FunkMetalBass

    Aug 5, 2005
    Phoenix, Arizona 85029
    Endorsing Artist: J.C. Basses
    Have you been celibate for the whole 26 years you've been alive?

    Yeah, 'cause I'm a bass player.
     
  16. maggot_me

    maggot_me

    Mar 20, 2009
    maggot me
    I smashed my guitar on your dog.....why is that...well.....its a cushion...and.....im a bass player
     
  17. jcullen24

    jcullen24

    Apr 11, 2009
    Denton, TX


    Got money? No need to be celibate!

    :bassist: Cause I'm the base player :bassist:
     
  18. Nashrakh

    Nashrakh

    Aug 16, 2008
    Hamburg, Germany
    "Dude, was that an earthquake right now?"
    "No, it was me cuz I'm a bass player"

    true story :ninja:
     
  19. I know what ohms are for....
    because I am the bass player
     
  20. We are about to play to our biggest audience yet, the monitors just burst into flames, we have to play twice as long since the opening band didnt show and our singer isn't even here yet!!....How are you not freaking out right now?!?!?!

    Because, I'm the bass player ;)
     

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