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Animal Burrow next to house foundation? What to do?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by richnota, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. richnota

    richnota Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 11, 2005
    hudson valley
    I found a rather large burrow next to the foundation of my country home (upstate NY).

    The hole is about 6-8 inches. Is it an Opossum? Fox? Wolverine??? The creature from the movie Alien? A gopher?

    Should I do anything? I'm thinking Bill Murray in Caddie Shack. Pour gasoline down hole and ignite? Then again that would probably burn my house down. Offer it food? Lower my Ampeg VR into the whole and give it the funk?

    I've come to prefer the off-topic advice of bassists rather than professionals who know something.

    What should I do?
  2. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Look under your house and see if they made it there. If so, flush them out, then plug the hole.

  3. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    Fill it with cement? ;)
  4. richnota

    richnota Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 11, 2005
    hudson valley
    kind of cruel.

    wouldn't molten tar be better?:eek:
  5. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Cup your farts and throw them down the hole.
  6. mmbongo

    mmbongo Chicken Pot Pie. My three favorite things!! Supporting Member

    Dynamite. Done. Worry about the consequences later.
  7. Borrow a friend's terrier.
  8. DblG


    Apr 27, 2005
    Buffalo, NY
    I've got groundhogs in my yard (I live along an old set of RR tracks and they're along there) and that's about the size of the hole. Never got them right next to the foundation though... If it's a groundhog, there is more than likely another exit.

    You can try filling it in so it'll move elsewhere, or it'll just dig it out. Get a trail camera hunters use, set it up there and find out definately what it is...could be a skunk too! :eek:
  9. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    You could try to chuck some mothballs down there. I think most everything hates mothballs. I don't think I'd try to flush the hole with water if it's right up to the foundation.

    Or...... Call critter control!
  10. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I have a pretty much perpetual war against groundhogs here...
    I've filled their holes in many many times, then they just dig them back out at night. If you cover their hole with something - plywood, a pile of firewood, whatever, then they'll just dig diagonally to get under it.
    I think that if/when they have little ones in the hole, they'll never give up.
    I'm not sure there's much you can do other than killin' the suckers. Maybe you can trap it and move it far away or something like that? Some places will rent out animal traps.
  11. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    This is true. I have mothballs in my closet to protect my suits from moth damage...I hate the smell as much as they do.
  12. For woodchuck/groundhog you can buy a smoke bomb called "the giant destroyer" but the problem in this case is that the hole is close to your house... if it vents into your basement at all you'll get a house full of sulfur smoke! :(
  13. Stilettoprefer


    Nov 26, 2010
    this is where it went wrong haha.

    I'd start off with smoke bombs then work my way up the firework levels. Or just fill it with concrete haha.
  14. dbhokie


    Nov 1, 2010
    Best solution for animal problems in my experience has been other animals.

    The war I have been waging against groundhogs has been virtually solved by a dog and cat.
  15. * Burrowing animal holes.

    If a burrowing animal hole interferes with your stance, or area of intended swing, you get to drop the ball one club length from nearest point of relief, no nearer the hole.
    No penalty strokes. :D
  16. MN_Bass

    MN_Bass Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2008
    Stick your arm in the hole as far as it can go and see if you can pet the creature :)...but first send me your basses.
  17. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    I didn't even know mice were sneaking into my basement until I got a cat who turned to be an expert mouser. Now I'm tossing them out once or twice a month. She even took out a small bird in mid-air when one flew into my house one night.
  18. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa, OK
    +1 to mothballs. Ammonia works well too.
  19. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
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  20. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I hate you..... I hate you so very very much......... :scowl: