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Animals That Are Overdue For Domestication

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Unrepresented, Nov 1, 2013.


  1. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    It's almost 2014. Science and understanding of genetics has improved and yet I still don't have a cuddly miniature Panda bear in my home.

    Comes bred for litterbox usage, good with children, feeds on standard cat food, and does light accounting work.

    Bam! Million seller! Amiright?

    Why are we wasting money and time growing human ears on mice or creating crops that can't be used for reseeding when I don't have a domesticated Meercat yet?

    Who is in charge of science? They are about to get an angry email.:mad:
     
  2. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    Hear hear! Throw in Monkeys and I'm your second in command of this new movement! I find it ridiculous that EVERYONE doesn't have a Monkey. They can do 80% of what we do. That's not just cute, it's HANDY to have around!

    If you find the Email address of the King/Queen of Science I have a few other questions for him/her too!
     
  3. 48thStreetCustom

    48thStreetCustom

    Nov 30, 2005
    Colorado
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    Jul 28, 2013
    Penguins.
     
  5. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I really want a thylacine... now THAT would be cool on several different levels.
    I would name him "Clyde".
     
  6. marko138

    marko138

    May 24, 2013
    Perry County PA
    Correct. All of it.
     
  7. 48thStreetCustom

    48thStreetCustom

    Nov 30, 2005
    Colorado
    Think of all the homes we could find for these stray pandas, monkeys, platypuses, penguins and thylacines
     
  8. remainthesame

    remainthesame

    Sep 24, 2008
    I've always wanted a pot bellied elephant. But like that Loverboy song says, "pig and elephant DNA just wont splice."
     
  9. HaMMerHeD

    HaMMerHeD Supporting Member

    May 20, 2005
    Norman, OK, USA
    Make it a red panda, and I'm down for it.

    P5WA3UO.
     
  10. NekoTheWolf

    NekoTheWolf

    Feb 20, 2013
    I used that same pic in another thread yesterday! Lol
     
  11. bass geetarist

    bass geetarist

    Jul 29, 2013
    toronto
    I know some homo sapiens that are long overdue
     
  12. NekoTheWolf

    NekoTheWolf

    Feb 20, 2013
    My pet homosapien:

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    His name is Fido.
     
  13. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Badgers are cute. I'll take one of those.
     
  14. hqdefault.

    Oh look, a badger. Whatever you do, don't yell EEEEEEEEEE BEDEBEBEBDEBDEBDEEEEEEEEE!
     
  15. dharmashawn

    dharmashawn Owner, Handlebar Moustache Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Oct 20, 2010
    Connecticut
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    Yupperz Moustache Monkey please!!!!
     
  16. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

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  17. Has anyone tried domesticating a drummer? I've been working with mine for quite a while and just when I think we've got him tame, he goes feral, again.
     
  18. No kiddin. I used to have one who would get drunk and revert back to not using words. He also peed in some lady's coat closet.
     
  19. NekoTheWolf

    NekoTheWolf

    Feb 20, 2013
    In my best British accent: Oh my! Lol 🐌
     

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