It's almost 2014. Science and understanding of genetics has improved and yet I still don't have a cuddly miniature Panda bear in my home. Comes bred for litterbox usage, good with children, feeds on standard cat food, and does light accounting work. Bam! Million seller! Amiright? Why are we wasting money and time growing human ears on mice or creating crops that can't be used for reseeding when I don't have a domesticated Meercat yet? Who is in charge of science? They are about to get an angry email.