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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Warpeg, Jan 9, 2019.

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  1. Warpeg

    Warpeg Supporting Member

    Jun 20, 2005
    I'm at a loss for words on this one....


    From the original ad:


    I'm 38 , and I'm a mgtow, I've always been 100 percent dedicated to music, being a musician. I never let my lower brain functions, ie, sex and romantic relationships, dissuade me from my real passion , making it as a original rock and roll artist, guitar player, singer, and songwriter. Im personally not looking for a part ,, barely interested, part time dealeo, Ive always pursued this seriously, played cover bands also, but im focused on pursuing original band only , I have three albums worth of songs. Don't get me wrong, p*ssy can be fun , and feel good, but I don't think a lower brain function , should rule your whole existance. I refused to have kids with these women cause they are all wh*res for one,oh and that includes your gf or wife, just wait she will prove me right, but moreover cause my real passion is music. Im straight , I just again don't understand how learned men can be ruled by a lower brain function, its odd to me. Anyhow, if you have a real passion for original rock and roll, and you refrain yourself from simping, and being a mangina, and instead focus on being a kick a** 100 percent great musician who strives to achieve goals in a original band by all means email me ill respond. Im pro level, and I have all the gear , bass, drums, pa, guitar etc.
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  2. Stevorebob

    Stevorebob Well... I Am Here, Aren't I? Supporting Member

    Sep 29, 2011
    Los Angeles
    Amazes me what some believe are selling points.
    getbent, DrayMiles, zoonose and 4 others like this.
  3. Warpeg

    Warpeg Supporting Member

    Jun 20, 2005
    Am I the only one that had to do a Google search on MGTOW to see what the term meant?

    I can't tell if the guy is actually looking for a bass player or if he's just trying to publicly justify/validate his...umm...'lifestyle'.
  4. bass40hz

    bass40hz Cigar smoker, scotch drinker, American Patriot Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2014
    Sussex County, NJ
    no endorsements yet...Are you listening Spector, DR, GK, Line6?
    He had to be high when he wrote that...Rock on.
    Bass Man Dan and jackn1202 like this.
  5. garp


    Feb 7, 2009
    Connecticut USA
    Imagine my surprise when I discovered he wasn't referring to Maximum Gross Take Off Weight.

    – garp
    kesslari, TexasHeat, ahc and 27 others like this.
  6. G19Tony


    Apr 27, 2018
    Las Vegas, NV
    Me too. :bored:
  7. EricMordus


    Aug 29, 2013
    sounds like a hipster wannabe dufus
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  8. Nev375


    Nov 2, 2010

    I'm an incel in denial and I'm desperately trying to fill that void in my life with music.
    If you are getting laid, you suck and I hate you and I refuse to be in a band with you.

    Oh god, I'm so lonely. Somebody please understand me.
  9. Bodeanly

    Bodeanly Supporting Member

    Mar 20, 2015
    With all the technology at our fingertips, how are there so many errors in this?
  10. It reminds me of the He-Man Woman Haters Club in the Little Rascals.
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  11. I too had to google what MGTOW meant

    I think he can't multi-task... I play in a band and have my wife's ***** and both are fun
  12. cmcbass


    Jan 4, 2018

    With the talk about low brain function in the first sentences, I thought it was a mentally handicapped person who misspelled Motown..
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  13. AboutSweetSue


    Sep 29, 2018
    Lebanon, TN
    Sounds like dude is a lower brain function.
    Scott Baiowulf, Nev375 and REMBO like this.
  14. Lesfunk

    Lesfunk Supporting Member

    I wonder how many Pokémon he captured today...
  15. cmcbass


    Jan 4, 2018
    Probably only the ones that are located in his mom's basement.
    DJCalamari, bhoff5150, Artman and 3 others like this.
  16. Sounds like somebody got cheated on.....he needs a hug
  17. LBS-bass

    LBS-bass Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2017
    There was a thread about this thing a while back. Use the search engine, I guess. Some people here identify with this "movement" and I will reserve comment, since I'm the enemy.
    B-Lo, Kro, viper4000 and 6 others like this.
  18. AboutSweetSue


    Sep 29, 2018
    Lebanon, TN
    How is this a movement? It seems like being a eunuch for the sake of music is in fashion I suppose. Time to schedule a doctor appointment to get myself a little castratin’ so I don’t get bogged down with lower brain functioning!
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  19. LBS-bass

    LBS-bass Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2017
    I don't get much of a say, but I heard someone else today saying that they were raised during the era of peace and love and Alan Alda style sensitivity. I was, too. This whole thing that goes by a name I won't say seems to be a misguided backlash to that. I'm grateful that my male friends and contemporaries are decidedly not toxic.
    rtav, noelpaz, Artman and 6 others like this.
  20. Ross W. Lovell

    Ross W. Lovell

    Oct 31, 2015

    Nope, me too!

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