(Another) Crazy Craiglist Ad - Atlanta, GA

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Pat C., Oct 3, 2017.

  1. Pat C.

    Pat C. Supporting Member

    Jan 1, 2005
    Tuscaloosa, Alabama
    Sorry bud, I ain't driving nowhere near you.

    Bassist (male/female) 2rehearse twice wkly


    Bassist (male/female) 2rehearse twice wkly (u drive to 3300frey30144)
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    2 blood Moons Times 2
    2 Bloody Gloves
    and Now the Black Hole is
    this Close to You....
    "is not the Truth
    important in here"?
    it Truely is to me, and ;
    even Having Sworn The OATH to GOD in the presence of GOD;
    IT WAS Not to you&you.
    2 blood moonsX2
    Solar Eclipse TOO
    and now the Black Hole
    your Honor,
    it does surround You,
    lowly gov.employee..
    youre not a Queen
    you are a Widow
    it is God that
    describes,Your Sorrow.

    Instanter is instanter

    In the lanuage of the Constitution of (one nation under GOD)
    Return to your Law Dictionary.

    ...lm involved in writting
    ..... l press n push a strong emotional Vocal as a " SINGER ~writer" .
    . l play a Yairi Signiture 9string ... .
    ...have road....stage & (more lmportantly )studio experience ......
    ******...l can Record for said's international,wholesale distribution thru such an entity w/massive planetary wholesale customers.........****
    .... you are less than 56yrs of age ....
    healthy and expect to live 18 more yrs minimum ( discluding __assassination)..
    .......... you have played bass as a Bassist in World class studios,& can prove it.... ... have ample religious,enviromental exposure and
    .... you by nature want to rehearse
    ...... Studio Recording Only is your concern... done in Proper world class studios....
    ..... your music Training can allow you experience to direct Studio.musicians in arrangeing music According to My intended production .....allowing my mind other responsibilities...
    ..... you know of lssac newton.... da Vinci..... Carl sagan ...and Brian green ... Carol Shelby ... The lmportant Whitney... and a jew guy native to germany 20th century whom had a hot looking step daughter... and can tell me which of Eisienhowers decendents is cute w big eyes and sweet speaking voice... you feel.a sadness that "my" stevenJobs has gone & further...inconsideration of my HipSocket -these pictures & 7+15+12 ... is light lve past provided &you have some understanding thus to understand .. .. that
    ..... .... l can AND intend to.
    i shall STICK-IT.

    Prior to your call or txt
    Be aware.google search -> "urantia book baal" describes baal
    Where page 1628 described google search " jal 1628" in 1955( YO-GA)

    Where 2x23x21 (5&5 applied)
    2x23x21-55= 911
    .... Dont you dare tell me her Gonads are inside....
    .....remember rhe Song
    Yellow, black, or white
    .... It does not say whores nor LIARS.
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  2. pcake

    pcake Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2011
    Los Angeleez
    :eyebrow: :eyebrow: :eyebrow:

    uh... yeah...
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  3. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.

    That is just about the oddest thing I've ever seen.

    Thank you for your indulgence,

    staurosjohn and pjbassist like this.
  4. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Must be something in the water. I couldn't get that weird by design...
  5. dtripoli


    Aug 15, 2010
    Uh...what was the ad for again?

    Public Service Announcement:
    Remember kids, don't do drugs
  6. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    ...discluding assassination...
    J_Bass and Bluzeman90 like this.
  7. SIGN ME UP!!!!
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  8. It does not compute, Will Robinson.
  9. That guy has read "House of leaves" one time too many.
  10. AltGrendel

    AltGrendel Squire Jag SS fan.

    May 21, 2009
    Mid-Atlantic USA.
    <sarcasm> It's ART, you heartless philistines!</sarcasm>
    pcake and 2tonic like this.
  11. Is this a paying gig?
  12. 73jbass

    73jbass Supporting Member

    Apr 17, 2004
    They have been posting that for years. Lol.
  13. hopwheels

    hopwheels Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2015
    Atlanta, GA
    What the bloody hell was that?!
  14. StyleOverShow

    StyleOverShow Still Playing After All These Years

    May 3, 2008
    A view into a crazy mind
  15. Stream of Consciousness is perhaps not the most efficient prose style to invoke in a classified ad.
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  16. Ellery


    Mar 25, 2015
    This gig better pay good! :woot:
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  17. cool breeze

    cool breeze

    May 13, 2016
    Who even thinks up stuff like that. I’m totally lost. Is this some sort of a coded message?
  18. jthisdell


    Jun 12, 2014
    Roanoke, VA
  19. I'm no longer qualified for that position.
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