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Another jaming story from 'behind the closet'

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Microbass, May 8, 2002.

  1. OK. So some of you have heard a few stories of the jocks/ned/townies that we have to put up with.

    Tonight, this club that we get to play at, was FULL of them. But we have this back room, but a few always come.

    So we break out into a cool lil' jam as usual.. I hit this guy sitting right next to me - Lightyly. (My bass is HUGE, so its not a good idea)

    "Sorry man, but it's stupid to sit there anyway. Move unless you want your head smash open'
    (it wasn't said as a threat)

    Anyways. He comes out with 'I'll kill yi', yi' gothic bastard'.

    'Heh, well. See my Speaker? (1x15 laney) it's about 10 stone. Yah' know what would happen if it was to somehow *land* on your head? You'd proberly explode from the pressure:p'

    'Then I'd kick you in the ass.'

    'How could you if your foot was on the other side of the club? And if the Cabinet doesn't kill you - my 6 stoned SOLID wooden bass, CERTAINLY, will!'

    He ran off. Nearly crying. About 13 - my age. Funniest thing I have ever seen. HAHAHAH! :D:p

    Was a good night. We jammed for another hour. it rock:D