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Another Pearly Gates story, recycled.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Don Higdon, Dec 6, 2000.

  1. Don Higdon

    Don Higdon In Memoriam

    Dec 11, 1999
    Princeton Junction, NJ
    An old story, (forgive me if you've heard it) which I will render bass-specific:
    Three men are killed in a plane crash. At the entrance to Heaven, Peter asks the first one about his life. The guy says "I drove a cab." Peter says "Come right on through the Pearly Gates, brother." The next guy says "I ran a paint store." Peter says "Right on through the Pearly Gates, sir" and in he goes. Peter asks the third guy what he did in his life. He says "I was a bassist." Peter says "Right, go around the back to the loading dock, through the security entrance, take the freight elevator, go through the kitchen..."
  2. tenordude


    Dec 9, 2000
    What’s the difference between a bass guitar and a lawn mower? A lawn mower is easier so tune.

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