Another reason to say "NO!" (OUCH!!!)

Get me some of those PILLS!! Make a good prank at a party....



Merls

 

Now that would be a poor joke! I if you would cut off your penis, what reason would there be to play bass anymore?

 

That is horrible!

I could really have done without reading that.

 

Good. Now he cannot reproduce and pollute the gene pool. I have absolutely no sympathy for him at all.

 

What a great story to wake up to......

 

amen brother

 

I wouldn't be so sure. It doesn't say he cut off his testicles, so we have to assume he still has them. Semen is produced there and not in the penis, so he can still go the in vitro route to father a child.
If a women would want a child from such a "specimen" is an entirely different matter though...

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if prepared properly im sure a human penis would taste very good.

(not to be groce or anything but i think it would!)

 

you need to be shot...

 

I don't wanna know how you know that...

 

That story freaks me out! I've got chills up my spine... How can someone do that?

 

Just go to your local pet store and buy a bull penis.

 

You what? Why the heck would anyone want a...

 

Well, he was on drugs at the time. So he had a bad trip, and did some something to himself. Better than some innocent bystander. Is he polluting the gene pool? Probably not. Hell most people don't even know hallucinogenics can make you do really, really weird stuff.

Who's to say that outside the trip, he's not as normal as you or I?

I wouldn't begrudge him unless he did stone sober; and to do it stone sober would indicate some serious mental problems. So, I don't think he's a waste of semen, just a very, very confused one.

 

Damn, I'm gonna remove my subscription to this thread. My stomach keeps turning and turning...

 

Wouldn't that be all you had left at that point?

 

I agree with Jared...wouldn't the only thing you have left to do is play bass? Sure you will play gigs as a dickless guy who knows his bandmates will have fun w/o him afterwards, but you can still play and have fun!

 

Chewing toys for dogs, you could test them, if you like the taste...

 

That story, coupled with the ad for World Vision at the bottom, just made me laugh. I mean, does this make me a bad person?

Note to self: Drugs are really, really bad.