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Another reason to say "NO!" (OUCH!!!)

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SoComSurfing, Jul 15, 2003.

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  1. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
  2. Get me some of those PILLS!! Make a good prank at a party.... :rolleyes:


  3. Tsal


    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
    Now that would be a poor joke! I if you would cut off your penis, what reason would there be to play bass anymore? :meh:
  4. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    :eek: :bawl:

    That is horrible!

    I could really have done without reading that.
  5. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Good. Now he cannot reproduce and pollute the gene pool. I have absolutely no sympathy for him at all.
  6. What a great story to wake up to...... :eek:
  7. amen brother :p
  8. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    I wouldn't be so sure. It doesn't say he cut off his testicles, so we have to assume he still has them. Semen is produced there and not in the penis, so he can still go the in vitro route to father a child.
    If a women would want a child from such a "specimen" is an entirely different matter though... :p

    edited for typos
  9. mans0n


    Jun 15, 2002
    if prepared properly im sure a human penis would taste very good.

    (not to be groce or anything but i think it would!)
  10. you need to be shot...:spit:
  11. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK

    I don't wanna know how you know that...
  12. That story freaks me out! I've got chills up my spine... How can someone do that?
  13. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Just go to your local pet store and buy a bull penis. :p
  14. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    You what? Why the heck would anyone want a...
  15. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Well, he was on drugs at the time. So he had a bad trip, and did some something to himself. Better than some innocent bystander. Is he polluting the gene pool? Probably not. Hell most people don't even know hallucinogenics can make you do really, really weird stuff.

    Who's to say that outside the trip, he's not as normal as you or I?

    I wouldn't begrudge him unless he did stone sober; and to do it stone sober would indicate some serious mental problems. So, I don't think he's a waste of semen, just a very, very confused one.
  16. Damn, I'm gonna remove my subscription to this thread. My stomach keeps turning and turning...
  17. temp5897

    temp5897 Guest

    Wouldn't that be all you had left at that point? ;)

  18. I agree with Jared...wouldn't the only thing you have left to do is play bass? Sure you will play gigs as a dickless guy who knows his bandmates will have fun w/o him afterwards, but you can still play and have fun!
  19. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Chewing toys for dogs, you could test them, if you like the taste... :p
  20. Im a sock

    Im a sock

    Dec 23, 2002
    Central MA
    That story, coupled with the ad for World Vision at the bottom, just made me laugh. I mean, does this make me a bad person?

    Note to self: Drugs are really, really bad.

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