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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Marley's Ghost, Feb 16, 2006.
Finally, there here!! My prayers have been answered!
no more strapping a fan to my pants anymore!
...or those glade plug-ins.
I know a few people that could use those.
I cant imagine testing those
After you're done with one of the filters they can also fuel your car.
haha... Just yesterday I was researching patents, and I stumbled across this: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5593398.pdf
What's the point of farting if you can't have an awful stink afterwards? Wouldn't these underpants totally defeat the purpose of having both a girlfriend and a blanket to pull over her head? :scowl:
I bet a woman came up with this.
I love to fart in front of people... the louder and stinkier... the better...
If he who smelt it dealt it, and this truly makes it that no one can smell it, then it was truly not dealt and therefore they really are "anti-flatulence" underwear.
...That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything.
My wife owes you dinner.
I see these high-tech skivvies do nothing to mute actual sound of the flatus, which is usually much more incriminating, however.
I wonder if the owner of this patent has made a "butt-load" of money off this wonderfull invention??
Such skills are developed over time.
You haven't lived with women very long, have you little grasshopper?
Women are way better at that than men! I don't try to mute it if it's just me and my wife.
Some women are so good at the stealth bomb that they can actually convince you that it was you who dealt it without realizing. Almost like ventrilquism...except with the ass.
DigMe is correct. My girlfriend is the proof.
>>>> Actually, the proper terminology would be "controlled anal voicing"
Someone told me that women don't fart stinks; they fart rainbows.