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Anti Flatulence Underwear

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Marley's Ghost, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2002
    Tampa, FL
  2. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    no more strapping a fan to my pants anymore! :eyebrow:

    ...or those glade plug-ins. :p
  3. Quality


    May 7, 2003
    Long Beach, CA
    I know a few people that could use those.:meh:
  4. lamborghini98

    lamborghini98 The Aristocrats

    May 1, 2005
    NYC; Portland, OR
    I cant imagine testing those :eyebrow:
  5. That's assmazing!

    After you're done with one of the filters they can also fuel your car.
  6. fookgub


    Jun 5, 2005
    Houston, TX
  7. Eric Cioe

    Eric Cioe

    Jun 4, 2001
    Missoula, MT
    What's the point of farting if you can't have an awful stink afterwards? Wouldn't these underpants totally defeat the purpose of having both a girlfriend and a blanket to pull over her head? :scowl:
  8. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    I bet a woman came up with this. :D

  9. Keeaumoku


    Dec 29, 2004
    I love to fart in front of people... the louder and stinkier... the better... :spit:
  10. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    If he who smelt it dealt it, and this truly makes it that no one can smell it, then it was truly not dealt and therefore they really are "anti-flatulence" underwear.

    brad cook
  11. BassGuitarHero


    Feb 16, 2006
    ...That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything. :eek:
  12. LarryO


    Apr 4, 2004
  13. My wife owes you dinner.
  14. slugworth

    slugworth Banned

    Jun 12, 2003
    So. Calif.
    I see these high-tech skivvies do nothing to mute actual sound of the flatus, which is usually much more incriminating, however.


  15. 43% burnt

    43% burnt an actor who wants to run the whole show

    May 4, 2004
    Bridgeport, CT
    I wonder if the owner of this patent has made a "butt-load" of money off this wonderfull invention?? ;)
  16. Diddlysquat

    Diddlysquat Guest

    Feb 8, 2006
    Such skills are developed over time.

    You haven't lived with women very long, have you little grasshopper?
  17. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Women are way better at that than men! I don't try to mute it if it's just me and my wife.

    Some women are so good at the stealth bomb that they can actually convince you that it was you who dealt it without realizing. Almost like ventrilquism...except with the ass.

    brad cook
  18. dharma

    dharma Srubby wubbly

    Oct 14, 2005
    Monroe, Louisiana
    DigMe is correct. My girlfriend is the proof.
  19. slugworth

    slugworth Banned

    Jun 12, 2003
    So. Calif.
    >>>> Actually, the proper terminology would be "controlled anal voicing"

  20. Someone told me that women don't fart stinks; they fart rainbows.