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ANTI JT CLUB

Discussion in 'Bassists [BG]' started by Stephen S, Aug 7, 2002.


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  1. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    Are you jealous of John Turner? his basses, his skills, his 12 minute instrumental showing how much better he is then all of us. Then join now, the anti-JT coalition is recruiting members. Join to submit songs of a lesser skill, to meet new people, to show the world how jealous you actually are.Are you in? thought so, chant with me.
    versatile residue
    isn't kind to me or you
    flashy bassist go to hell
    we don't like you cause you smell

    For information on joining the Anti-JT coalition send and e-mail to jaktheBASSriffer@aol.com



    PS: JT can we use your name on a shirt? Please... we will give you a free one...
     
  2. BillyBishop

    BillyBishop

    Feb 7, 2001
    Canada
    hehe
     
  3. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    :D

    another satisfied customer. you may have an anti-jt club, but i've got a church, my boy. a church.
     
  4. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    Them member of our club want to make a shirt saying we don't like you. Can we use your name on it?:D
     
  5. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    with a 20% royalty, you can use my name.

    the royalty on a pro-jt club, however, is substantially less :D.
     
  6. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    From "Silence of the Lambs

    Hannibal: "...What is the first and principal thing he does, what need does he serve by killing?"

    Clarice: "Anger, social resentment, sexual frustration...."

    Hannibal: "No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer."

    Clarice: "No. We just..."

    Hannibal: "No. Precisely. We begin by coveting what we see every day"

    lil - Find peace in what you are and what you have or spend your life in self-hatred and rejection.
     
  7. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    or, you can send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to me, along with $20 to cover postage and handling, for my free "how to be l33t like me" course.

    act now, or you may miss this excellent opportunity.
     
  8. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    Our member count is still only 000000003. We have room for more.
     
  9. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    Well, now that mom and dad are in, do you have any siblings???
     
  10. cassanova

    cassanova

    Sep 4, 2000
    Florida
    pointless thread alert
     



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