Any Word From Wes Borland?

[Bigunslinger]

Does anyone know about how Big Dumb Face is doing? I figured I should start this thread if anyone else besides me needs info.

 

[john turner]

news flash...this just in...wes borland is a fart knocker...we repeat, wes borland is a fart knocker...more details as they become available.

 

[Chris Fitzgerald]

Originally posted by john turner
news flash...this just in...wes borland is a fart knocker...we repeat, wes borland is a fart knocker...more details as they become available.

What kind of farts does he knock? More importantly, WHOSE farts does he knock? And perhaps MOST importantly, how can he see to knock them with those dorky looking contact lenses in?

Just Wondering. Cheers!

 

[embellisher]

MESSTWORLAND had better not knock any of my farts, if he knows whats good for him!

 

[john turner]

i know who's farts he's not been knockin'. there ain't no knockin' MY farts, that's for sure.

 

[Josh Ryan]

You all need beano!

 

[gruffpuppy]

fart knocker
Derrogatory name, worse than being called a$$wipe which means you're a "double loser" not worth any friendship. Usually the last words you hear when someone's breaking off their friendship with you. For example, "You suck, fart knocker. Eat $hit and die."

nimrod
an unpopular geek.

 

[Woodchuck]

Boy, this thread went to hell in the express lane!

 

[*ToNeS*]

Originally posted by warwicknut
Boy, this thread went to hell in the express lane!

ain't bitter old farts great? they knock everything!

 

[lump]

Isn't he the guitar player geek from Shrimp Limpdik who wears a goofy mask (I'm hoping that's a mask) and looks like a crazed monkey or something?

Why are we talking about him on a bass site? And why on EARTH would ANYONE need info on this clown? Puffguppy is being far too kind.

Sorry. Pumpkin pie makes me bitter.

 

[AllodoX]

Yeah, i talked to wes the other day..

we go to the same barber-shop to get our sideburns done ( long sideburns = the best )

 

[JOhnk]

i heard he quit limp bizkit. and that fred durst is looking for the "illest" guitar player around. More or less a smart move on his part i suppose, although he is kinda jumping off the gravy train there. No matter how much I, or anybody else here hates them, they still sell alotta records, and other assorted crap.


and kudos for the sideburn-related praise.

 

[gruffpuppy]

Originally posted by lump
Sorry. Pumpkin pie makes me bitter.

You have to slap a glob of whipped cream on it, just to cut the spice.

 

[frankencow150]

big dum face is the worst band name ive heard.it sounds like some little 5 year old who thinks hes bad made it up.

I LOVE TO FART!

 

[Chris Fitzgerald]

Originally posted by JOhnk
they still sell alotta records, and other assorted crap.

At the same time. To get this thread somewhat back on topic, many people seem to feel (and I count myself among their number) that their records sound like the sound of farts being knocked.

Big greasy ones, too...

 

[Eric Cioe]

i fell asleep after Thanksgiving Dinner and was kicking out farts pretty bad. i had a dream, but the odd thing was, the fart fairy looked remarcably like Fred Durst eating (wet) fart pie

 

[john turner]

do you know me? when i'm away from home, i carry fartknocker express. it suits my active lifestyle, with convenient payment plans, and nifty stickers with every bill. so remember, fartknocker express, for all your fartknockery needs.

 

[Steven Green]

oh my...pumpkin spice and turkey has done us all in...

 

[embellisher]

basism, LW, I know what you guys mean! I think that it was the spices in my Mom's dressing, I didn't eat much turkey or pumpkin pie. I've been farting non stop ever since I finished dinner. Fortunately, they're not overly fragrant, just very loud!