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Any Word From Wes Borland?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Bigunslinger, Nov 20, 2001.


  1. Does anyone know about how Big Dumb Face is doing? I figured I should start this thread if anyone else besides me needs info.
     
  2. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    news flash...this just in...wes borland is a fart knocker...we repeat, wes borland is a fart knocker...more details as they become available.



    :D
     
  3. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    What kind of farts does he knock? More importantly, WHOSE farts does he knock? And perhaps MOST importantly, how can he see to knock them with those dorky looking contact lenses in?

    Just Wondering. Cheers!
     
  4. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    MESSTWORLAND had better not knock any of my farts, if he knows whats good for him!
     
  5. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i know who's farts he's not been knockin'. there ain't no knockin' MY farts, that's for sure.
     
  6. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    You all need beano!:D:D
     
  7. fart knocker
    Derrogatory name, worse than being called a$$wipe which means you're a "double loser" not worth any friendship. Usually the last words you hear when someone's breaking off their friendship with you. For example, "You suck, fart knocker. Eat $hit and die."
    [​IMG]
    nimrod
    an unpopular geek.
     
  8. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Boy, this thread went to hell in the express lane! :D
     
  9. *ToNeS*

    *ToNeS*

    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    ain't bitter old farts great? they knock everything! :p
     
  10. lump

    lump

    Jan 17, 2000
    St. Neots, UK
    Isn't he the guitar player geek from Shrimp Limpdik who wears a goofy mask (I'm hoping that's a mask) and looks like a crazed monkey or something?

    Why are we talking about him on a bass site? And why on EARTH would ANYONE need info on this clown? Puffguppy is being far too kind.

    Sorry. Pumpkin pie makes me bitter. :D
     
  11. Yeah, i talked to wes the other day..

    we go to the same barber-shop to get our sideburns done :D ( long sideburns = the best )
     
  12. JOhnk

    JOhnk

    Mar 31, 2001
    burlington, vt
    i heard he quit limp bizkit. and that fred durst is looking for the "illest" guitar player around. More or less a smart move on his part i suppose, although he is kinda jumping off the gravy train there. No matter how much I, or anybody else here hates them, they still sell alotta records, and other assorted crap.


    and kudos for the sideburn-related praise.
     
  13. You have to slap a glob of whipped cream on it, just to cut the spice.
     
  14. frankencow150

    frankencow150 Guest

    Oct 17, 2001
    big dum face is the worst band name ive heard.it sounds like some little 5 year old who thinks hes bad made it up.

    I LOVE TO FART!
     
  15. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    At the same time. To get this thread somewhat back on topic, many people seem to feel (and I count myself among their number) that their records sound like the sound of farts being knocked.

    Big greasy ones, too...
     
  16. Eric Cioe

    Eric Cioe

    Jun 4, 2001
    Missoula, MT
    i fell asleep after Thanksgiving Dinner and was kicking out farts pretty bad. i had a dream, but the odd thing was, the fart fairy looked remarcably like Fred Durst eating (wet) fart pie
     
  17. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    [​IMG]


    do you know me? when i'm away from home, i carry fartknocker express. it suits my active lifestyle, with convenient payment plans, and nifty stickers with every bill. so remember, fartknocker express, for all your fartknockery needs.
     
  18. Steven Green

    Steven Green

    Jul 25, 2001
    Pacific NW
    oh my...pumpkin spice and turkey has done us all in...
     
  19. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    basism, LW, I know what you guys mean! I think that it was the spices in my Mom's dressing, I didn't eat much turkey or pumpkin pie. I've been farting non stop ever since I finished dinner. Fortunately, they're not overly fragrant, just very loud!:eek::D