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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Philbiker, Sep 29, 2005.
A touch of class!!!!
Ironically I could be looking for new leathers.......but it's 'cos I am a biker, and I have just changed bikes......may need leathers with a subtly different colour to go with the bikes new colour scheme!!!!
No.....I won't bid on that auction though!
" . . . I'm not the singer for Queen . . . " LOL.
Ironically, I have a pair of those . . . .
Pictures, we demand pictures!
From the auction:
I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:
I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.
These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.
Now THAT'S funny.
That is one of the funniest auctions that I have seen in a while.
I used to have leather pants. I'm no longer ripped enough to pull off the look. I still have thigh high leather pirate boots though.
And for that matter.....Phil, exactly why were YOU looking for leather pants in the first place?
Somebody got some splainin' to do.
what's so funny about leather pants? I have 2 pairs. I never wear them though, I want to but the drummer won't let me. Guess he doesn't want to see my fabulous buttocks encased in tight leather.
I read this real quick and thought that you said:
"I do not CURSE AT transvestites in an expensive sports car."
Both sentiments are equally genius......In fact, I saw one just the other day on Santa Monica Ave. Tall hot "chick" with a blond wig on. A dead ringer for Dennis Rodman. Ugh.
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Agreed. may as well be assless-chaps.
whats so funny about assless chaps?
as stage wear? are you serious? you would go onstage in assless chaps and nuffin else?
Assless chaps are limited to David Lee Roth. I'm pretty sure it is a law.
Yup. You learn that during first week law school orientation.